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Retired [A] Wood Elf

Fuck Wood Elves.

Oh, look at me! I'm a Wood Elf. I fail rerolled 2+ dodge rolls and die more often than is statistically probable. 'Cause I'm just that much of a useless fucking pussy.

What is it about Wood Elves that makes the dice turn on you? Fuck you, Nuffle.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
How
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Strip Ball
   3 1 2 0 0 1 12/ 140k
(168)k
  
7
About
Lineman
7 3 4 7   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 70k
(75)k
  
9
Game
Lineman
7 3 4 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
10
That
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Kick
   3 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 90k
(95)k
  
11
Doesn't
Lineman
7 3 5 7
+AG
   3 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 110k
(128)k
  
12
Destroy
Lineman
7 3 4 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
13
My
Lineman
7 3 4 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
14
Wood
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dirty Player
   3 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 90k
(123)k
  
15
Elf
Lineman
7 3 4 7   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
  
16
Team?
Lineman
7 3 4 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
10 players  
Coach: abomination Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1080k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (1/0/2) |TD Diff:4 (7 - 3) |Cas Diff:-1 (1/0/0 - 2/0/0)
Last Opponent: Low Hat Hitchers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dark Elf10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.090k
Amazon10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.00k
Vampire11/0/06.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.060k
Total31/0/22.3-1.00.3   0.0   0.0-0.7   0.0   0.050k