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After a long career as higway robbers, the Trolls Big Mama ad Big Papa was captured by the coach for the infamous amazon team the New Baby Dollz. He eyed them over as they where regenerating their wounds. In a cage next to them was a big bunch of assorted goblins that he had bought from an orc tribe in the Badlands. The noise in the warehouse was extremely loud, and as soon as the trolls woke up properly the coach motioned for one of his guards, a large arabyan eunuch wearing two big pistols. With a thunder the eunuch discharged his pistols into the goblins, killing four and maiming another three. All noise stopped instantly and the coach started talking:

"My name is Pirrekurr, you might now me as Pirrekurr the Mighty, Pirrekurr the Beautiful or even as Pirrekurr the Merciful. I am all this and more and I have decided to start coaching a goblin blood bowl team. Those of you who wants to join the team raise an arm."

One of the goblins screamed:
"Why would we want to play in YOUR team?"

As soon as he had uttered the words an arrow flew from a small halfling guard hitting the goblin in the throat. Blood gushed all over as the coach started to speak again:

"He did not want to join up, again I wonder who wants to join my team?"

In a flash 16 arms, hands and claws were raised...

Teams retired:
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=535144">Mors Ultima Ratio</a>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 6 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
+ST
  18 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 160k
(110+50)k
 
2
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
  17 0 0 0 11 1 27/31 150k
(110+40)k
 
3
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
  17 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 70k
(40+30)k
 
4
Goblin
6 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
-st, -av 16 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
5
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
-ma 2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
6
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Sure Feet
  9 1 2 0 2 1 16/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
7
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  6 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
8
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
9
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  4 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
10
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
-ma 15 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
m 6 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 60k
(0)k
 
13
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
  8 1 2 0 1 1 14/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
14
Goblin
6 2 1 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
-ag, -ag 14 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
15
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Pirrekurr Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1440k (±450) Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:18 (4/2/12) |TD Diff:-18 (18 - 36) |Cas Diff:-40 (20/4/10 - 42/25/7)
Last Opponent: Na Na Na
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Halfling11/0/04.0-3.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.030k
Chaos Chosen10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-10k
Dark Elf32/0/11.3-1.00.3   0.7   1.3-2.7   0.7   0.3177k
Goblin20/1/11.5-2.01.5   0.0   0.5-2.0   1.5   1.0-5k
Human20/0/20.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.5-0.5   2.0   0.0245k
Lizardmen30/1/20.7-2.70.7   0.0   0.0-1.3   1.7   0.310k
Norse10/0/11.0-5.01.0   0.0   1.0-4.0   1.0   0.0-150k
Ogre20/0/20.0-1.00.0   0.5   0.0-4.0   2.0   0.0-75k
Orc10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   2.0   0.0110k
Shambling Undead11/0/02.0-1.04.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.050k
Tomb Kings10/0/11.0-2.02.0   0.0   1.0-5.0   4.0   2.0-150k
Total184/2/121.0-2.01.1   0.2   0.6-2.3   1.4   0.443k