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Goblins Are Quite Fun But Weak
Retired [X] Goblin

Goblins suck. Goblins suck more without stars. Ergo, this team hires stars - sometimes in advance, sometimes not. If you see 30k or more in the treasury and are scared of the mighty Pogo Stick, just ask me - unlike the players on this team, I won't lie to you : )

Almost earned my Losing Streak Award in this team's first 5 games - a lucky 3-3 tie against Halflings (got to love 2 TTM teams battling) in the 5th game ruined that chance.

...temporarily

Most -AV injuries before a match: 4
Most total injuries before a match: 5 (3 -AV, 2 MNG)


Brilliant bio stolen from groin:
"Gobbo Foul and Hire Stars. Gobbo Bad. Gobbo fun. Gobbo do not like Dwarves Expect for Breakfast or if they are down. Gobbo are strong. Gobbo fly. Gobbo are mostly chicken. Don´t mess with Gobbo if you cannot stand the heat."
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
The Big Guy
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   12 0 0 0 7 0 14/ 120k
(109)k
  
2
The Little Guy
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Multiple Block, Guard
   12 0 0 0 8 0 16/ 140k
(122)k
  
3
Fodder #562516729
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 -av 10 0 1 1 1 1 12/ 60k
(30)k
  
4
AV7 ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 -av 10 1 1 0 0 2 14/ 60k
(30)k
  
5
Stunty = Splat
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   12 1 0 0 0 3 16/ 80k
(80)k
  
6
My Blood Is Bright Red, See!
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   12 1 2 0 1 0 9/ 60k
(50)k
  
7
I Forgot To Tie My Bootlaces
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Sure Feet
   12 0 4 0 1 2 24/ 80k
(80)k
  
8
Master Of Taunting
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   12 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 60k
(50)k
  
9
Don't Stall On Me I'll Kill You On A -2d Block!
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Tackle
 -av 12 2 4 0 1 0 16/ 90k
(60)k
  
10
NOOO, NOT THAT ONE!!!
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 -av 11 1 0 0 0 2 11/ 60k
(30)k
  
11
I'll Use My Dirty Diaper As A Secret Weapon
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   12 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 70k
(80)k
  
12
Does All This ST2 AV7 Scare You As Much As It Scares Me?
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(25)k
  
13
Slaughtered in Mass Quantities
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   4 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 60k
(50)k
  
14
Bottom of the Heap
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(25)k
  
16
'Ripper' Bolgrot
Star Player
4 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Star, Throw Team Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 140k
(178)k
  
15 players  
Coach: princevaliant Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1630k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (4/2/6) |TD Diff:-6 (18 - 24) |Cas Diff:-11 (15/8/4 - 21/11/6)
Last Opponent: Burning Sensations
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Norse21/0/12.0-1.51.0   0.5   0.5-1.5   0.5   0.5155k
Amazon11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   1.0170k
Chaos Chosen10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   1.0   0.00k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   1.030k
Goblin10/1/02.0-2.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0150k
Halfling10/1/03.0-3.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0140k
Human10/0/12.0-5.02.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   0.0-60k
Lizardmen11/0/02.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   1.070k
Necromantic Horror11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   2.0-2.0   0.0   0.090k
Orc20/0/20.0-2.01.0   1.5   0.0-0.0   1.5   1.0-110k
Total124/2/61.5-2.01.3   0.7   0.3-1.8   0.9   0.557k