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Ghenghiz Cohen's Silver Horde
Roster [X2] Norse

The Silver Horde
A group of barbarian heroes, featured in Interesting Times and The Last Hero, who see Cohen as their leader. Their name is a play on the Golden Horde. Its members are Truckle the Uncivil, Boy Willie, Caleb the Ripper, Mad Hamish, Old Vincent (ironic in that all of the Horde are old), and Mr. Ronald Saveloy (geography teacher turned barbarian adventurer), or, as the Horde call him, Teach. They are rumoured to be "the legendary Seven Indestructible Sages", previously unheard of, but "Perhaps legends have to start somewhere"[1].

In Interesting Times, The Silver Horde aid Cohen in his invasion of the Agatean Empire in an effort to steal something, which is hinted at but not revealed until the end to be the Empire itself. They also have a hand in overthrowing the current Emperor (a cruel tyrant who isn't "simply at Death's door but well inside the hallway, admiring the carpet and commenting on the hatstand"[1]). A main point of the plot is Teach's attempt to civilise the Horde, a difficult task since "every one of them saw a book as either a lavatorial accessory or a set of portable firelighters and thought that hygiene was a greeting"[1].

With Cohen crowned Emperor, the Horde live like royalty, all except Teach, who dies in the final battle of the novel after proving his barbarian credentials beyond all doubt with a rage that amazed even his cohorts.

As of The Last Hero, Old Vincent is also dead, having choked on a cucumber (or possibly a concubine — there's some confusion on this point in the dialogue). The Horde set off to return fire to the gods in a glorious last adventure, but eventually realize that this would destroy the Disc and, it is implied (if not explicitly stated) that they give their lives to save everyone else.

It is unsure if the Horde actually die in rescuing the world from destruction. They hurled themselves and a massive explosive device off of a frozen mountain cliff, and once the blast had cleared, Valkyries arrived, with the intent of collecting fallen heroes and taking them to a glorious afterlife of drinking and fighting. However, the Horde suddenly rose up from the snow and stole the Valkyries' flying horses, deciding that they were bored with the Discworld and that it was time to explore other worlds. When asked whether or not they were truly dead, Cohen stated that they didn't think they were dead, so why should they care what anyone else thought? They never had before[3].
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ghenghiz Cohen
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow, Guard
   17 1 3 0 8 0 26/31 130k
(150)k
  
2
Conina
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Block, Pass
Strip Ball, +AG, Sure Hands
   16 23 3 0 2 1 41/51 150k
(160)k
  
3
Truckle the Uncivil
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
Strip Ball, +MA
   17 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 100k
(125)k
  
4
Boy Willie
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard
   9 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 110k
(130)k
  
5
Caleb the Ripper
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Tackle
   17 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 70k
(75)k
  
6
Old Vincent
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Kick
   17 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 70k
(75)k
  
7
Mr. Ronald Saveloy
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
Dodge, Guard, Pro
   17 3 8 1 0 1 34/51 140k
(163)k
  
8
Death!
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Pro
   17 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 70k
(75)k
  
9
Rincewind
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 90k
(95)k
  
10
Panic
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   17 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
11
The Luggage
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
Dodge
   5 0 3 0 1 0 11/16 90k
(120)k
  
12
Mad Hamish
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Strip Ball
   17 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 70k
(75)k
  
14
Pretty Butterfly
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
   6 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 90k
(95)k
  
15
Lotus Blossom
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
Sure Hands
   11 2 0 0 0 1 7/16 90k
(95)k
  
16
The Mended Silver Horde
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 110k
(90)k
  
15 players  
Coach: Aziraphele Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1670k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:17 (3/5/9) |TD Diff:-8 (22 - 30) |Cas Diff:1 (21/10/3 - 20/5/8)
Last Opponent: Irregular Crew
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Elven Union32/1/02.3-1.71.3   1.0   0.3-1.0   0.3   0.0-70k
Chaos Chosen40/1/30.8-1.50.5   0.5   0.3-0.8   0.3   0.3-58k
Norse30/1/20.7-1.31.7   0.0   0.0-2.7   0.7   2.0-43k
Orc30/1/21.0-2.00.3   0.3   0.0-1.3   0.3   0.0-207k
Skaven41/1/21.8-2.32.3   1.0   0.3-0.5   0.0   0.328k
Total173/5/91.3-1.81.2   0.6   0.2-1.2   0.3   0.5-64k