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Dixie Rednecks
Retired [X] Human

<B>You might be a Dixie Redneck if:</B>
- Your mullet hangs out the back of your helmet
- You sell advertising space on your uniform
- You think Blodge is a car manufacturer
- You keep dreaming of ways to convert your pickup truck into a Death Roller
- Your coach is wearing a tuxedo t-shirt
- The stadium announcer keeps interrupting the match with NASCAR updates
- When someone admires your six-pack, you say "Wanna see me crush the cans on my forehead?"
- All your tatoos are misspelled
- Your star players live in luxurious double-wide trailers
- Your apothecary's preferred anesthetic is Jack Daniels
- You kill yourself trying to block a halfling
- You start the second half of a game with only 4 players standing
- You have all your players knocked off the pitch
- Your Ogre gets killed and your apothecary can't resuscitate him
- You are confused by the word 'resuscitate' in your team bio
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Earl
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step
   15 1 4 0 0 2 23/ 110k
(143)k
  
2
Dearl
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   16 1 9 0 0 3 43/ 130k
(163)k
  
3
Cletus
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Block
   16 27 1 0 0 0 30/ 110k
(135)k
  
4
Jed
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   15 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 110k
(125)k
  
5
Eb
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
6
Gomer
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   3 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 110k
(125)k
  
7
Junior
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
 n 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(90)k
  
8
Festus
Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
9
Bobby Joe
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   8 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 70k
(70)k
  
10
Jethro
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
   11 0 0 0 1 4 22/ 130k
(140)k
  
11
Bo
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   14 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 70k
(70)k
  
12
Rastus
Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
12 players  
Coach: DexWarmonger Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1480k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (6/5/5) |TD Diff:-1 (21 - 22) |Cas Diff:-13 (9/7/4 - 17/6/10)
Last Opponent: Elf Ballers 08
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Halfling11/0/03.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0-20k
Amazon10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-100k
Chaos Chosen30/1/21.0-1.70.0   0.3   0.0-1.3   1.0   0.7-37k
Chaos Dwarf31/1/10.7-1.00.0   0.3   0.3-1.7   0.0   0.7-37k
Dark Elf10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-760k
Elven Union21/1/02.0-1.51.0   0.0   1.0-0.5   0.0   0.5-25k
Lizardmen22/0/02.0-1.01.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-30k
Orc10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-80k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.00k
Tomb Kings11/0/03.0-2.01.0   2.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-150k
Total166/5/51.3-1.40.6   0.4   0.3-1.1   0.4   0.6-90k