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Dwarven Rastas
P [R] Chaos Dwarf

Following the strict (or not so strict) rules of the Rastafari Lifestyle, the Dwarven Rastas take it eeeeasy on the field. You can hardly see the ball anyhow, considering the clouds of the grey smoke that cover the playfield...

There have been some rumors lately, that the team's big guy ought to be suspended due to the fact that his "enlightning stuff abuse" led to a lot of missed opportunities in the game. One could argue that Trolls are stupid creatures anyhow, but this discussion would lead to the old question about the chicken and the egg and what has existed first. Stupidness or the abuse of burning material, one leads to the other or vice versa.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
You can do that with me, ah?
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
3
I am not a HobBIT.
Hobgoblin
7 3 3 7
Block, +MA, Diving Catch
   25 0 2 0 3 4 32/51 120k
(40+80)k
  
4
It's just a game
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Hail Mary Pass
   15 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
6
What's uuuuppp?
Enslaved Minotaur
6 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
+MA, Block
   13 0 0 0 3 3 21/31 210k
(150+60)k
  
7
Is it my turn?
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Kick, Block
   23 3 1 1 0 2 18/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
8
Down to Couch
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Which direction are we playing?
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   18 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
Jahbreaka
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   25 0 0 0 6 3 27/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
11
Candy Man
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
12
Dr. Feelgood
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   19 0 1 0 5 1 18/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
13
Rootsreggae
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
14
Milf
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
15
Dude, where's my legs?
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 3 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
+AG, Dodge
 n 23 1 3 0 1 3 27/31 200k
(130+70)k
  
16
Utterly Wiped Out
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Dodge
   20 0 4 0 4 0 20/31 180k
(130+50)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Don_Vincente Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1960k (±880) Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (4/4/17) |TD Diff:-28 (17 - 45) |Cas Diff:-5 (16/23/7 - 28/15/8)
Last Opponent: Wissenland Patriots
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Human51/1/30.8-2.00.4   1.0   0.2-2.6   0.8   0.4-70k
Chaos Chosen30/2/11.0-1.30.3   0.3   0.3-0.3   0.7   0.0-3k
Dark Elf41/0/30.3-1.80.8   1.0   0.3-1.0   0.8   0.348k
Dwarf31/0/20.3-1.01.3   1.0   0.0-2.7   0.0   0.037k
Elven Union10/0/10.0-4.00.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-100k
High Elf10/0/12.0-3.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-260k
Norse11/0/01.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.020k
Orc10/0/11.0-3.00.0   2.0   2.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-10k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   2.0-70k
Skaven20/0/21.0-2.01.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.570k
Vampire10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-70k
Wood Elf20/0/20.5-2.50.5   1.0   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.045k
Total254/4/170.7-1.80.6   0.9   0.3-1.1   0.6   0.3-13k