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Spikey Bits
Retired [X] Chaos

Like the worst Warhammer converters, instead of creating realistic chaotic miniatures, I resort to dipping the whole thing in glue and rolling them in a pile of spikey bits. The resulting spiked abomination not only looks like a pin cushion, but makes you wonder why you would so thoroughly destroy a model you payed 12 dollars for. Ah well, for the glory of my spikey bits!!

Team Rules:

1. On doubles, skills will be taken in this order; Spikes, foul appearence, thick skull. (my poor painting ability really did leave them with a foul appearence and a skull abnormally thickened through repeated coats)

2. Stars will be taken when they are desired. This may be without warning to the opponent. (I once had a 2000 point fantasy army that included only two regiments of 10 people. I love my special characters.)

3. Injuries make you special, and everyone deserves to be a special and unique snowflake. Or not. Injured players will be retired.

4. Wizards shall be contracted if needed, sometimes without notice. (I once had a fantasy wizard worth over 1400 points. He killed his value too. I loved Hero Hammer...)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Scabby
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   20 0 1 0 3 0 9/ 120k
(120)k
  
2
Gary Goldman
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block
   7 1 1 0 2 0 8/ 120k
(125)k
  
3
Chappy Chapman
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard
   20 0 5 0 3 1 26/ 100k
(105)k
  
4
Norm Naylen
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   3 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 80k
(70)k
  
5
Bart Bettman
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard
   20 1 3 0 3 2 26/ 100k
(105)k
  
6
Josiah Jeremy
Beastman
6 3 3 9
Horns
Spikes, Block
   19 0 0 0 1 4 22/ 110k
(105)k
  
7
Clide Claymore
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard
   20 0 4 0 3 2 28/ 100k
(105)k
  
8
Warren Wolf
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard
   20 1 1 0 5 2 24/ 100k
(105)k
  
10
Shaggy Sherman
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   19 1 2 1 2 0 13/ 80k
(70)k
  
12
Walt Walker
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 10
Spikes, Guard
   12 0 4 0 1 1 19/ 150k
(153)k
  
14
Bubba Banks
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 10
Block, Spikes
   9 0 2 0 0 3 21/ 150k
(148)k
  
11 players  
Coach: destroyer_dabes Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 15  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1690k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:20 (15/2/3) |TD Diff:17 (33 - 16) |Cas Diff:14 (29/7/7 - 18/5/6)
Last Opponent: Blitzin Blitzers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-470k
Dwarf21/1/01.5-1.00.5   0.0   0.5-2.0   0.5   0.5-60k
Chaos Dwarf22/0/02.0-0.51.5   0.5   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.0-45k
Dark Elf11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-80k
High Elf21/0/12.0-2.01.5   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.0-10k
Human10/0/10.0-1.00.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   2.060k
Necromantic Horror22/0/02.0-1.00.5   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-20k
Nurgle21/1/01.5-0.51.5   0.0   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.035k
Orc44/0/01.5-0.00.8   0.3   0.3-1.3   0.5   0.3-183k
Skaven32/0/11.7-1.73.7   0.7   0.0-0.3   0.0   0.050k
Total2015/2/31.7-0.81.5   0.4   0.4-0.9   0.3   0.3-64k