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Veterans of the league! Stalwarts of the stands! Skazipper's Glorious Band of Ball-huggers and Teeth-chippers!

That's what people would say if the team had actually been playing more than half a dozen games in the past few years. A small matter of taxation the head coach needed to sort out required an extended stay overseas in a fabulous land called "Minnymum Securitie," (sounds Tilean, or one of the foreign places, can't trust the food there y'know...) and so practice fell by the wayside in favour of squig racing, squig hunting and squig drinking (a complicated practice). Upon return the head coach duly started smacking heads and kicking butt to squeeze out an amazing draw after barely months of training! The crowd went mild! The sky is the limit, people!

(Except orcs don't have wings, so the ground is the limit, really. Except if you fall into a pit or hole, so then you're sort of into negative there. And if you're a miner, then you're sort of stuffed from the word go...)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Stand Firm, Pro
  11 0 2 0 3 2 22/31 130k
(128)k
 
2
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
  11 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 100k
(115)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Pro
  11 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 100k
(105)k
 
4
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  11 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 100k
(100)k
 
5
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
n 10 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(83)k
 
6
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9 m 11 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(0)k
 
7
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
  11 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 90k
(105)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3 9   9 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 50k
(50)k
 
10
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Kick
  11 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 70k
(70)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
 
12
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
  9 3 0 0 1 0 5/6 70k
(75)k
 
13
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
  8 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 60k
(55)k
 
14
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(94)k
 
15
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80)k
 
16
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
 
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Sahune Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1410k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (0/2/9) |TD Diff:-20 (5 - 25) |Cas Diff:1 (8/3/3 - 8/5/0)
Last Opponent: Entropy of a Closed System
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon20/1/10.5-1.00.5   0.5   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.085k
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-90k
Dark Elf10/0/11.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.050k
High Elf10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-180k
Orc20/1/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.5-1.0   1.0   0.015k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Skaven20/0/20.0-3.52.0   0.5   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.025k
Tomb Kings10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-30k
Total110/2/90.5-2.30.7   0.3   0.3-0.7   0.5   0.00k