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Seekers of the Sepulchre
P [L] Elven Union

<div >It's not often you find an immortal elf risking life and limb in this dastardly sport they call blood bowl. And so it would seem even stranger that some should enter the fray without a care or thought for armour. But for some, the thought of an eternal existence under a burden of some sorrow or pain or anger that they have been cursed or fated with is too much.</div>

<div >Some of these have found their way to Snorriheim, where the once magnificent stands built in the days of the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=139064"><b><u>Vanguard of the Southern Ark</u></b></a> have given way to a sepulchric mausoleum of intimidating proportions. For it is here that their beloved coach lost his sanity and risked undeath to save what token was left. The manic cackling disturbs some, and the cold manner in which the Vanguard were dispatched to make way for a team of atrocities might disturb others. But for the small folk, its easy to turn a blind eye to the screams that split the night when their local team left everything in their wake on the fields of the SWL - for it was the team that followed the Vanguard, the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=306260"><b><u>Ecclessiarchs of Unsanity</u></b></a> marched to a runaway premiership win in Season <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=647&show=17972"><b><u>21</u></b></a> of the SWL and Coach's manic cackling carried on unabated the whole way.</div>

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But what's left for a mad old coach to do? As unpredictable as ever, he made a home for the tormented elven souls seeking an end and without so much as a plan bespoken, entered them into the fray! Rumours abound. Is it mad genious seeking to humiliate those that would let a very ordinary collection of bones stroll through to a flag unopposed? Is it just a new challenge?
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While the plebs may be content to wonder, others have quietly observed the signs around Snorriheim. These few have noticed that the cemetaries of Snorriheim started looking pretty bare after the Ecclesiarch's rampant title win which would seem to tie in with the fact that the Ecclesiarchs were looking pretty lean by the end of their campaign. But still, this remains just an observed fact, and not a motive for recent happenings. A very few have delved deeper, and amidst the coach's (mostly meaningless) manic rants, are a few gems that would seem to portray a coach burning with necromantic ambitions. And so...the sepulchre needs restocking!
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It seems we're doing rather poorly at restocking, but....<b>Season XXVIII Champions</b>! The lads never expected a title, let alone one so soon. Chances are it the opportunity might not come again (well, almost certainly this bunch will kick the bucket before it happens again) but they're enjoying it while they can. Let's hope they dont celebrate for too long and get themselves out of shape.
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<a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=27135">Confs XXXIV</a> - 2nd<br/><a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=26231">Confs XXXIII</a> - 4th<br/><a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=24464">Prem XXIX</a> - 3rd<br/><a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=23857">Prem XXVIII</a> - 1st<br/><a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=24464">Prem XXIX</a> - 3rd<br/><a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=26231">Confs XXXII</a> - 4th<br/><a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=27135">Confs XXXIV</a> - 2nd<br/><a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=27651">Prem XXXV</a> - 5th<br/><a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=28037">Confs XXXVI</a> - 1st<br/><a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/team.php?p_id=399013">Team Page</a><br/><a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/twahnlow_votes.php">Twahnlow Votes</a><br/>
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Vengeful Animosity II
Lineman
6 4 4 7
Dodge, Block, +ST
 m 25 1 4 0 4 5 46/51 150k
(0)k
  
2
Reticent Acquescience IV
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Kick
   9 1 2 0 0 0 7/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
3
Extrapolated Eructation III
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, Diving Tackle
   11 0 5 0 1 0 17/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
4
Seeker of the Unsane II
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Sure Hands
   7 4 1 0 0 0 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
5
Ecclesiarchal Ministries III
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Tackle
   21 0 3 0 5 1 24/31 150k
(110+40)k
  
6
Golgothic Loneliness III
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Tackle
   25 1 0 0 5 3 26/31 100k
(60+40)k
  
7
Saturnian Gloom
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Side Step
   33 5 4 1 2 4 43/51 120k
(60+60)k
  
8
Morbid Prescience III
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge, +MA, Block
 n 45 5 6 0 4 1 36/51 130k
(60+70)k
  
9
Netherborn's Flight II
Thrower
6 4 4 7
Pass
+ST, Block
   21 4 4 0 2 1 25/31 140k
(70+70)k
  
10
Irradiated Universe II
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, Frenzy, Block
   20 3 8 0 2 0 31/51 160k
(100+60)k
  
11
Eternally Cursed IV
Lineman
6 3 4 7   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
12
Torn Continuum II
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Mighty Blow
   16 1 4 0 4 1 26/31 160k
(110+50)k
  
13
Bound by the Bucket III
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, Block
   13 1 7 0 0 1 27/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
14
Hand of Fate IV
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
   3 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
15
Evicted Reality II
Lineman
6 3 4 7   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Snorri Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 18  
Current Team Value: 2110k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2260k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:79 (47/10/22) |TD Diff:43 (143 - 100) |Cas Diff:-74 (69/42/21 - 108/66/32)
Last Opponent: Dead Rat Walking
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon42/0/21.5-1.31.0   0.3   0.8-1.0   0.3   0.3110k
Chaos Chosen85/1/21.9-1.10.9   0.4   0.1-1.5   1.0   0.1-228k
Chaos Dwarf53/0/21.4-1.40.2   0.0   0.4-2.0   0.8   0.2108k
Dark Elf53/0/21.4-1.61.0   0.2   0.0-1.2   1.2   0.0-52k
Dwarf42/1/11.3-0.80.5   0.3   0.3-1.3   0.8   0.5-230k
Elven Union11/0/03.0-1.02.0   2.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-530k
Goblin10/0/11.0-3.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-120k
High Elf53/1/12.0-1.40.6   0.6   0.4-1.2   0.4   0.0-190k
Human84/3/11.9-1.80.4   0.3   0.4-0.8   0.5   0.6160k
Lizardmen74/1/21.7-1.00.7   0.7   0.1-0.7   0.9   0.4-1k
Necromantic Horror42/0/21.5-1.30.5   0.8   0.0-1.8   1.0   0.8-110k
Norse42/2/02.0-1.01.3   1.0   0.8-2.3   1.5   0.3310k
Nurgle32/0/11.7-1.31.0   0.7   0.0-0.7   0.7   0.00k
Ogre22/0/03.0-0.51.5   0.0   0.5-1.5   0.5   0.0145k
Orc22/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.5-165k
Shambling Undead22/0/02.5-1.00.0   0.5   0.0-3.5   2.5   1.0450k
Skaven64/0/22.3-1.31.0   0.8   0.3-1.7   1.0   0.7160k
Tomb Kings42/1/11.8-1.01.8   1.0   0.3-1.5   1.0   1.3103k
Vampire10/0/11.0-2.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.030k
Wood Elf32/0/12.0-1.32.0   1.7   0.0-2.0   1.3   0.0-193k
Total7947/10/221.8-1.30.9   0.5   0.3-1.4   0.8   0.42k