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P [R] Nurgle

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Playing against this team is fun, and fun is mandatory, the computer says so. The Computer is never wrong.

Claw is not fun.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
The Computer
Rotspawn
5 5 1 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Guard, +MA, Block, Break Tackle
 -av 55 0 1 0 17 3 52/76 240k
(140+100)k
  
2
Perfectly Harmless Device
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
4
Awesome Ray Gun (Batteries Not Included)
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
5
Useless Instructional Vid
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Block, Foul Appearance
   16 2 3 0 2 2 25/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
7
Erratic Lighting
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Block, Mighty Blow
   10 3 0 0 3 2 19/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
8
Jellied Petroleum
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
10
Pur-Plegoo-4
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Block, Guard
   14 3 3 0 3 0 18/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
11
Completly Empty Box
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Stand Firm
   8 4 2 0 0 1 15/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
12
Psychic Powers
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
   21 0 0 0 5 0 10/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
13
Sleepy Sleepy Pill
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Dirty Player
   29 3 1 0 2 0 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
14
Mysterious Black Box
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Block
   8 4 0 0 0 2 14/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
15
Unidentifiable Widget
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Block
   3 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
16
Skelecrack
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Prehensile Tail, Block
   45 0 0 0 9 2 28/31 150k
(110+40)k
  
13 players  
Coach: PirateRob Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 16  
Current Team Value: 1820k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1820k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:55 (23/14/18) |TD Diff:6 (62 - 56) |Cas Diff:103 (98/52/25 - 35/22/15)
Last Opponent: Bau-Haus
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen42/2/00.8-0.31.8   1.3   0.0-0.8   0.8   0.30k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/10.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0-170k
Dark Elf50/2/30.6-1.21.8   0.4   0.4-0.4   0.4   0.2-72k
Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.00k
Elven Union41/1/21.0-1.32.0   0.5   0.8-0.5   0.0   0.0-53k
High Elf43/0/11.8-1.02.8   1.8   0.5-0.8   0.8   0.550k
Human136/4/31.0-0.71.5   0.9   0.6-0.5   0.4   0.241k
Lizardmen10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.090k
Necromantic Horror33/0/01.7-0.31.0   1.0   0.0-0.3   0.0   0.7-37k
Norse11/0/02.0-0.03.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.020k
Nurgle21/0/11.0-1.03.5   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.065k
Shambling Undead11/0/01.0-0.03.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.020k
Skaven41/1/21.3-1.31.5   1.3   0.3-1.3   0.5   0.833k
Tomb Kings11/0/02.0-0.06.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   2.020k
Vampire20/0/20.0-1.52.0   0.5   1.0-1.0   1.5   0.0-10k
Wood Elf83/3/21.8-1.81.3   1.3   0.6-0.8   0.0   0.1-118k
Total5523/14/181.1-1.01.8   0.9   0.5-0.6   0.4   0.3-12k