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We hates dem wimpy 'umanz,
We 'ates dem stunty Dwarveziz
We'ate dem stinking dead men,
And we really bloody 'ate 'dem poncy Elf twerps.
We want Lizard Gizzards, and rat's guts and Hummie heads!
We want's to be spillin' blood, and breakin' bones!
We's gonna hear you crying and cursin' and moanin'
We's gonna win, and you can't stop us!
WAAAAAAAAGH!

War poem from legendary Goblin poet Zigfreed Zoom-Zoom.

*It's worth noting that many Goblins and other Orc 'Employees' will
attempt to humor their slave-masters in order to earn their favor, and avoid the humilation, beatings, and death through exhaustion that often results from being on the lower rungs of Orc society. It almost never works but apparently the Orcs like Zigfried's ability to create (what they hear as) rhyming poems, and his (in their bizarre opinion) eloquent use of wording. The them he creates works that are like the gentle caress of clasical music. Classical music that makes an average Orc just want to rip someone apart.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
-av, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(0)k
 
2
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
 
4
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
 
5
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
 
6
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
 
7
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
m 2 2 0 0 0 2 12/ 90k
(0)k
 
8
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 50k
(50)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
 
10
Lineman
5 3 3 9 n 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(42)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Guard
  2 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 80k
(80)k
 
12
Lineman
5 3 3 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
 
10 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: VampireHarlequin Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 940k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:2 (0/2/0) |TD Diff:0 (2 - 2) |Cas Diff:3 (3/2/1 - 0/3/0)
Last Opponent: Vienna Gobliners
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Ogre10/1/02.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.00k
Goblin10/1/00.0-0.02.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-20k
Total20/2/01.0-1.01.5   1.0   0.5-0.0   1.5   0.0-10k