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SmashNSqueek
Retired [X] Ogre

Smash N Squeek believes in the simplest of strategies:

Smash the weaker, Squeek by the stronger.

However, due to the poor eyesight and overall drunkeness of their coach, the 'squeekers have only seen one victory; by concession due to massive injuries.

They remember that one victory and try to shrug off the dozens of losses. It keeps em going.

R.I.P Squeekers come LRB5.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Crunk
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Block
   22 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 170k
(144)k
  
3
Brunk
Ogre
7 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, +MA, +MA
 n 22 0 2 1 9 2 36/ 200k
(151)k
  
4
Shrunk
Ogre
6 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, +MA, Multiple Block
 n 21 0 2 0 7 3 35/ 190k
(142)k
  
5
Trunk
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Block
   22 0 0 0 10 1 25/ 170k
(144)k
  
6
Sir William Rutherford, Esq
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
   22 0 4 0 3 2 28/ 160k
(154)k
  
8
Therp
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Leap
   16 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 90k
(100)k
  
9
Twerp
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sprint
   3 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 60k
(50)k
  
12
Zerp
Goblin
7 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
 -av 19 2 1 0 0 1 10/ 70k
(65)k
  
13
Merp The Lesser
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(25)k
  
9 players  
Coach: Spyrex Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 150k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1480k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (1/5/16) |TD Diff:-33 (11 - 44) |Cas Diff:-5 (23/18/5 - 29/10/12)
Last Opponent: Da Bone 'edz
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
High Elf20/0/21.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.55k
Chaos Chosen10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   2.0-30k
Chaos Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.080k
Dwarf20/0/20.0-2.51.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0180k
Human21/1/01.5-1.01.5   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.5   0.0275k
Lizardmen10/0/10.0-3.00.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   1.0360k
Necromantic Horror10/1/01.0-1.02.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.070k
Norse10/1/01.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0220k
Nurgle10/1/00.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.080k
Ogre10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   1.0310k
Orc60/0/60.2-2.81.2   0.8   0.2-1.3   0.5   0.883k
Shambling Undead20/0/20.0-2.50.5   0.5   0.0-3.5   0.5   0.550k
Tomb Kings10/0/10.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0200k
Total221/5/160.5-2.01.0   0.8   0.2-1.3   0.5   0.5128k