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Artifical Brood
Roster [X2] Lizardmen

„We have to beat those treehugers“. Being depressed about the lack of fast players the mighty necromancer Popcorn casts a huge fireball incinerating his whole team. Then he forsakes the bloodbowl pitch for a year and a day leaving nothing behind except ashes.
Sitting in his tower on the highest mountain he thinks about the situation: “I can do anything. Create gold from dust, break the mind of the proudest knight and destroy entire kingdoms in a firestorm. But I cannot create an undead bloodbowl team that is fast enough to catch those pesky pointyears. Why? I need faster players, more agile players. Players no other undead coach ever has had. I need <b> stunty undeads </b>. A thing thought to be impossible. Halflings are too slow and producing them will ruin me because they eat too much while still alive and goblins are too lazy and dump. I must go to Lustria and get some eggs of the rightly feared skinks. And I will need help hatching them. Those ratpeople know to raise disgusting things. Or do I need more intelligent helpers? Yes, I will enslave the proud amazon queen. When she lies in chains, she cannot refuse to raise my little children.”
After a short war, with unsung heroic deeds, and a long research, with many fatal failures, he finally succeeds. A whole team of unearthly, unbeatable, undead lizardmen was raised from the death. Together with his female slaves and the well-known malefactors of the classical undead team Popcorn brings his newest offspring back to the pitch…
...at least that was the plan. But some of our opponents got nervous and abducted our master popcorn. Freed from their master also the enslaved amazons fleed from the pitch. All on their own, the first time in unlive the Artifical Brood looked out for some other newborns/newslains. With flyor´s <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=487243"> Mad Skulls </a> and Shaftdiggity´s <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=486450"> Granite Brood</a> we are now free and on our own, but not alone anymore. Bloodbowl world beware! Noobistic chaos waylays you.



This team is now part of the "Nuffle's Numerous Noobs" Triad in the "Tilean Triad Trials"


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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
KroLi080922A
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 130k
(110)k
  
2
SaLi 080229A
Saurus
6 4 1 9   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
3
SaLi 080229B
Saurus
6 4 1 9   4 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 80k
(80)k
  
4
SaLi 080229C
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block
   4 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 100k
(100)k
  
5
SaLi 080229D
Saurus
6 4 1 9   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80)k
  
6
SaLi 080229E
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Break Tackle
   4 0 0 1 2 0 6/16 100k
(123)k
  
7
SaLi 080229F
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block
   4 0 2 0 2 0 10/16 100k
(100)k
  
8
SkLi 080301A
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(75)k
  
9
SkLi 080301B
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Side Step
   3 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 80k
(100)k
  
10
SkLi 080301C
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 60k
(75)k
  
11
SkLi081004
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(75)k
  
12
SkLi 080301F
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Side Step
   4 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 80k
(100)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Snowmelter Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1270k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:4 (3/1/0) |TD Diff:3 (5 - 2) |Cas Diff:7 (4/5/0 - 1/1/0)
Last Opponent: Il Buono
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Human22/0/01.0-0.02.0   2.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-255k
Dark Elf10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-70k
Vampire11/0/02.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-260k
Total43/1/01.3-0.51.0   1.3   0.0-0.3   0.3   0.0-210k