The Burnit Boys were a famous fire engine crew. Whenever a fire was found, you could be sure that the Boys would be there first. Critics point out that the Boys rarely put out any actual fires, and it is suspicous that the Boys are always the first on the scene of a fire, even when no fire has been reported, and just what is that special liquid in their fire truck anyway?. But the Boys maintain that such critics have shit for brains, and wouldn't know what a fire was if they were doused in our special liquid and we started hitting sparks over them with our flint...

After a successful fire career, the Burnit Boys decided to try a different kind of thrill seeking - Bloodbowl! They hired the coach "Gunthrop Grumbldows the Needler", an infamous coach from the Eastern Division, who name derives from a special coaching technique that involves injecting supplementary vitamins into his players and joined the Pro league.

The Boys have never had more fun. The media recently exposed that some players have complained of light headedness, shakey hands and uncontrollable vomiting during the night, and pointed out a mysterious on-field player death. But the Boys are sticking by their coach and say his coaching method are providing great results, the sponsorship money is rolling in and the team is on a winning streak. What could the problem possibly be?

To be continued...

* FUMBBL cup VII round 3