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Lord Mountjoy And Jeremy
P [R] Human

<c><p><h1>Lord Mountjoy and Jeremy: A Tale of Toffs</h1></p>
<p>It all began, 20 years ago.........young Mountjoy was a splendid, bouncing baby boy, born into wealthy blood. Son and heir to the Mountjoy fortune, perpetuated out of slavery and selling black market organs, he had want for nothing. At the tender age of six, Mountjoy junior asked Mummy and Daddy for a pony. Miss hearing their son, due to a terrible speech impediment, they bought him an ogre who he named Jeremy. For the last 20 years, Lord Mountjoy and Jeremy were the best of friends; skipping through the poppy fields together and laughing at poor people and having a gay time.</p><p>Mountjoy and all the rugby player chaps from the boarding school decided that Blood Bowl needed a bit of upper class, and squandering his parents fortune away bribed officials and bought bright pink outfits for all the chaps. They like dicing with danger and have a terrible win record due to the fact that they have very little talent; just lots of money</p><p>They will be losing to a team near you very soon................</p>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Jeremy
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
   15 0 0 0 5 0 10/16 160k
(140+20)k
  
2
Lord Mountjoy
Thrower
6 4 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
+ST, Block, Pro
   16 19 0 0 1 4 41/51 160k
(70+90)k
  
3
Christian
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   15 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
4
Goldofin
Lineman
6 3 3 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
5
Bertie
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Sure Feet
 m 16 2 6 0 1 0 22/31 100k
(0)k
  
6
Tarquin
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Nerves Of Steel
   14 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 90k
(60+30)k
  
7
Bernard
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick
   16 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
8
Dennis
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
9
Piers
Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block
Mighty Blow
 -av 15 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
10
Jonny
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Guard
   16 0 1 0 2 2 17/31 100k
(50+50)k
  
11
Leslie
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   16 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
13
Timmy
Catcher
9 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
+MA
   11 3 2 0 0 0 9/16 90k
(60+30)k
  
14
Terance
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Strip Ball, Mighty Blow
   9 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: billyballard Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1470k (±400) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1570k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (1/2/13) |TD Diff:-24 (11 - 35) |Cas Diff:-6 (14/5/3 - 12/12/4)
Last Opponent: Honey Badgers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Human10/0/10.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-250k
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.060k
Chaos Renegade10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.00k
Dark Elf40/0/40.5-2.50.8   0.3   0.3-0.3   0.8   0.315k
Necromantic Horror20/0/20.5-2.00.5   0.0   0.5-0.5   1.5   0.5105k
Orc10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.050k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   3.0   1.0160k
Skaven11/0/02.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-60k
Slann20/1/12.0-3.01.0   0.5   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.05k
Wood Elf20/0/20.5-2.51.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.0-20k
Total161/2/130.7-2.20.9   0.3   0.2-0.8   0.8   0.313k