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Vamuz last Vurds
Retired [R] Vampire

Obviously the "Famous Last Words" theme was already taken by other teams, but I wanted one anyway.

That's why I figured I could make it a Vampire team to allow me to grossly misspell it.

Winners of
FUMBBL SMACK Elite CCCXXX
XFL V Vampire

Current position in the tables for Vampire teams:

Games played: 26th
Touchdowns scored: 26th
Kills inflicted: 21st
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Here, you hold this and I'll light it X
Thrall
6 3 3 7   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
2
Why am I standing on a plastic sheet ? IV
Thrall
6 3 4 7
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Fend, +AG
   54 0 1 0 27 4 77/ 170k
(40+130)k
  
3
Gee, that's a cute tattoo! IX
Thrall
6 4 3 7
+ST, Block
   19 0 3 0 0 3 24/ 110k
(40+70)k
  
4
Well, we've made it this far! XI
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Guard
   6 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(40+30)k
  
6
Yes honey, I do think you look fat in that dress IV
Thrall
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Excuse me, I'm a tourist and I'm lost III
Thrall
6 3 3 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
How could we possibly lose? VI
Thrall
6 3 3 7   13 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Nah - flammable means it burns - inflammable is quite safe. VIII
Thrall
6 3 3 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix XI
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
   46 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
13
You'll never get away with this! IV
Vampire
6 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
14
Hell's Angel ? Then why are you all dressed like one of the Village People ? V
Vampire
6 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Dodge, Block, Side Step, Guard
   30 10 13 1 2 0 55/ 190k
(110+80)k
  
15
This is the best gay biker bar EVER !
Vampire
5 5 4 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
+ST, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Tackle
 -ma 106 11 18 1 22 6 141/ 240k
(110+130)k
  
16
The Lord will Save me from Harm VI
Vampire
6 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Block, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Tackle
   20 1 5 0 15 5 71/ 190k
(110+80)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Cloggy Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Vampire Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1710k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1710k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:109 (60/22/27) |TD Diff:62 (169 - 107) |Cas Diff:4 (151/97/38 - 135/97/50)
Last Opponent: Inglorious Sons
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon32/1/01.7-1.00.7   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   1.043k
Chaos Chosen53/2/02.0-0.61.0   0.8   0.6-1.4   1.2   0.852k
Chaos Renegade22/0/01.5-0.01.5   0.5   0.5-0.0   1.0   1.060k
Dark Elf32/0/11.3-1.01.0   0.3   0.3-0.7   1.0   0.367k
Dwarf75/1/11.9-0.40.9   1.3   0.4-0.7   1.1   0.6-11k
Elven Union32/1/01.7-1.01.3   1.0   0.3-1.0   1.0   0.3-13k
Goblin54/0/12.4-0.84.0   1.2   0.2-1.0   2.0   0.8-96k
Halfling11/0/01.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   3.0   0.0150k
High Elf73/1/31.3-1.31.1   1.1   0.6-0.6   1.0   0.137k
Human116/2/31.2-0.80.7   1.1   0.5-1.4   1.1   0.324k
Lizardmen85/2/12.1-1.11.4   1.0   0.4-1.4   0.5   0.60k
Necromantic Horror42/1/11.8-1.01.5   0.5   0.5-1.8   0.0   0.538k
Norse22/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.5   0.5-1.0   1.0   0.560k
Nurgle21/0/11.5-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.0-35k
Ogre32/1/02.3-0.32.0   2.3   0.0-1.3   0.3   0.0-90k
Orc103/3/40.7-1.10.9   0.3   0.1-1.4   1.5   0.6-42k
Shambling Undead43/1/02.3-0.50.0   0.8   0.0-2.0   1.8   1.0-60k
Skaven51/1/31.0-1.61.4   1.0   0.4-1.8   0.8   0.6-50k
Slann10/0/10.0-1.00.0   2.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-140k
Tomb Kings20/1/10.5-1.51.0   1.0   0.5-3.0   1.5   0.0-35k
Underworld Denizens11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-4.0   0.0   0.020k
Vampire128/1/31.6-1.32.3   0.8   0.2-1.0   0.4   0.1-98k
Wood Elf82/3/31.6-1.42.3   0.6   0.3-1.0   0.1   0.5-94k
Total10960/22/271.6-1.01.4   0.9   0.3-1.2   0.9   0.5-21k