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Twinkie Defense
Retired [X2] Halfling

Twinkie Defense operates on a need to know basis. And if it were up to the coach, no one needs to know.

The team isn't known for its magnificent plays, or strong line-up. No siree. The main attraction for the fans is the excellent catering and post match interview. Guessing what excuses the coach comes up with has become a very popular game and even the golin bookies are having a piece of the action. "Can't talk, eating" and "Our best player was suffering from food poisoning" almost have become team slogans.

Recently however, the coach made a bold decision and decided to field 2 Treemen. Although they aren't professional players (which should make them blend in nicely with the rest of the team), they have a mean throwing arm. The last few training sessions have been conducted behind closed doors and no one really knows how the team will perform once the new season starts.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
James Dewar
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(100)k
  
2
Minnesota Twin
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(100)k
  
3
Shortcake
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
4
Vanilla II
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
5
Banana
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
6
Junk Food Junkie
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
7
Cellulose Gumball
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
8
Deep Fried
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
9
Twinkie the Kid
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(15)k
  
10
Ten Minute Man
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
11
Archie Bunker
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
12
Submarinos
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
13
Sugar Rush
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
14
Flip before Packing
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 30k
(15)k
  
15
150 Calorie Goodness
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   2 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 50k
(15)k
  
16
Chemical Bliss II
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(15)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Beeble Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (0/0/2) |TD Diff:-3 (1 - 4) |Cas Diff:-5 (1/0/0 - 4/2/0)
Last Opponent: Machu Picchu's
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Shambling Undead10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-40k
Lizardmen10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-100k
Total20/0/20.5-2.00.5   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-70k