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[S] Goblin Cheaters
| So there is the Greenskin Snotters who play in Ranked division the snotlings and the goblins are jealous of this fact and have made similar team names while comparing themselves to the ranked division. Truth is the Greenskin Snotters aren't even a good team. So now we have the Snotskin Greeners. And don't forget the Greenerskin Snotdribbles. Both these teams are just as bad. and neither of them really care about the ball or the game or who wins, just as long as there is carnage...and a chainsaw. Ramnuts had a cardiac arrest poor sod. Nutrams is alive ...still... Coach is impressed 3 wins 3 losses, thats even better than the first div, Greensin Snotters, If this record keeps like this they will offically be coached in first division as a goblin team. Good Job Greeners. Keep up da good work!. Praise to Gutter Gibs!!! With the help of 4 others; he managed to block a chaos minotaur, that failed to regenerate and has a pinched nerve, "The pinched nerve of gibs block" now commonly referred to... um Gibs is dead!!!! dies tragically the game after his raise to fame...well at least he died at his peak! Nutrams is dead, poor sod! 16 cas against in 2 games!!! We will refer to this as the Goblin Purge!!! 4 deaths 8 Badly hurts,and 4 Seriously Injuries resulting in both saws leaving the team!!! The Goblin Purge... a minute silence... ok on with the show. Snotskin Coach er Skinrulz Snotlar witnessed his entire team cleared from the pitch today, most of them groaning and crying, and sobbing that "It Hurtz Boss" "they be breakin me bones" "Ow eh oh ahhh..etc" u get the idea. Ramnuts the 2nd is dead poor sod. Dont wry There is a rumor that Nutrams the 2nd will be replacing em. We are cheaters we will cheat our way through...its in my bio now, just so u know and this will be a point of reference im sure. Tika Boneshanks was carving away on the field but got a bit too excited when he decided to try and carve up on a troll, of course it did nothing! as he was running laughing to himself at what he just got away with he tripped on his shoe lace and impaled himself...he died laughing... The Cheats are in constant cheer due to the fact that their score is better than that of the Greenskin Snotters...Gooo Gobbo.G-O-BB-O New Cheerleader Yay! Wildred Wochamacallit Good work Ladz!!! last 2 games have been great, lots of disembowing and some nasty block work, thx to some leaked information the team has been informed of the importance of pogo sticks and will use them in what ever way possible...Yeh!!! yeh!! YEHHHHHHHH!!!! also new cheerleader Gitsi Worsal, (Wolf whistle insert here) Woot!! woot!! ah...shes a good one boss, score and she'll kiss ya boyz...(A new incentive to actually play to win, better watch out...the Greeners are about!!) New chants I wanna be a GOBBO G-O-BB-O's...G-O-BB-O, G-O-BB-O GOBBO GOBBO GOBBO. I wanna be a Snotta S-N-um-O-er-T-A, S-N-O-T-A, S-N-O-T-A look da Other Way Cuz the Snottaz coms to Play!!! ooooh coach likez that one! oooooooooh lads theres some tourney coming up, you in !!!!! Woot YEh RAAAAAaaaaaa!!! (I'll take that as a yes) some rotten Leg trophy u can win sounds good eh! right lets get this team trained up eh... Dam IT Nuffler!!!! lost in first round agsint SQUIGZZZZZ!!!! ban em Get rid of em BAN BAN BAN!!!ARRGgrrrgrgrghhhhh!!! Oooooh we get special Invite to the World Stunty Rumble... now that sounds better than some stinking leg trophy dunt it boyz, now just don't let us play dem squig lads... Would u believe it The Vamps and us couldnt work out a time to play!!! wel actually it was da vamps really!!! stoopid!! c'mon Give us a chance URggghhh!! GRR!!! AAHHHHH!!! |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Kicker
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6 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty +AG, Diving Tackle |
15 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 21/31 | 125k
(65+60)k |
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| 2 |
Looney
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 55k
(55+0)k |
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| 3 |
Kicker
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step, Diving Tackle |
24 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 30/31 | 105k
(65+40)k |
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| 4 |
Pogo Stick
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs Block |
8 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 15/16 | 95k
(75+20)k |
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| 5 |
Goblin
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle, Side Step, Sure Feet |
-av, -ma | 32 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 34/51 | 100k
(40+60)k |
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| 6 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
23 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 8 |
Bomber
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty Accurate |
11 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11/16 | 80k
(60+20)k |
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| 9 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 11 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 60k
(40+20)k |
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| 12 |
Looney
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon Diving Tackle |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 15/16 | 75k
(55+20)k |
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| 13 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 15 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step, Diving Tackle |
11 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 17/31 | 80k
(40+40)k |
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| 16 |
Pogo Stick
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs Block |
10 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12/16 | 95k
(75+20)k |
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| Games Played: | 39 (20/3/16) | | | TD Diff: | 8 (41 - 33) | | | Cas Diff: | -22 (72/39/16 - 76/46/27) |
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| Last Opponent: Terror Flings | |||||||
| Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| W/D/L | Avg | Avg | Avg diff | ||||||
| Gnome | 2 | 2/0/0 | 1.0 | - | 0.0 | 1.0 1.5 0.0 | - | 0.5 0.5 0.0 | -70k |
| Chaos Halfling | 12 | 5/2/5 | 0.9 | - | 0.8 | 2.1 1.3 0.2 | - | 1.5 1.0 0.5 | -148k |
| Forest Goblin | 1 | 0/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 2.0 | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 2.0 2.0 1.0 | -460k |
| Gnoblar | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 2.0 | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 2.0 2.0 0.0 | -250k |
| Goblin Cheaters | 2 | 1/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 3.0 1.0 0.5 | - | 2.5 1.0 0.5 | -65k |
| Horrors of Tzeentch | 2 | 2/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 0.0 | 2.5 0.5 0.5 | - | 2.0 0.5 0.0 | 460k |
| Nurglings | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 1.0 | 1.0 1.0 2.0 | - | 2.0 2.0 0.0 | 40k |
| Pygmy | 3 | 1/0/2 | 0.7 | - | 1.3 | 1.7 0.3 0.0 | - | 1.0 2.0 1.7 | -97k |
| Skryre Slaves | 2 | 1/0/1 | 0.5 | - | 0.5 | 0.0 1.5 1.0 | - | 3.0 1.5 1.0 | -730k |
| Snotling | 3 | 3/0/0 | 3.0 | - | 0.3 | 2.7 1.0 0.7 | - | 2.7 1.3 0.3 | 50k |
| Squig Herders | 4 | 1/0/3 | 0.3 | - | 1.3 | 0.8 0.3 0.5 | - | 2.5 1.0 1.3 | -180k |
| Strigoyan | 6 | 4/1/1 | 1.3 | - | 1.0 | 2.5 1.2 0.7 | - | 2.5 1.2 1.0 | -187k |
| Total | 39 | 20/3/16 | 1.1 | - | 0.8 | 1.8 1.0 0.4 | - | 1.9 1.2 0.7 | -134k |