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The Bloodrock Clan began life as the Bloodrock Boot Boyz, a marauding band of Orcish Hooligans. For ten years they wandered the Old World making guest (and painfully violent) appearances at some of the greatest stadiums ever built. Infact they spent so much time on the pitch they eventually started to charge appearance fees! It wasn't long before one of the "Cleverer" orcs put down a badly beaten elf long enough to realise they actually scored more touchdowns than the teams they were invading. Three weeks later one of the most promising orc teams ever to grace the Fumbbl pitch was formed. In a recent interview the Clans boss and chairman Skarag Nose-Eater (owing to the fact he is the only member of the team able to draw the most simple pictures!) said "now dunt gimme no more greef or ya ead'll be ripped off" the interviewer still hasn't recovered from the severe brain trauma 'awarded' by Skarag, and therefore no one really knows what happened... A few of the songs made famous by The Bloodrock Boot Boyz Run, run, wherever you may be, We are da famous Bloodrock Clan And we'll fuck you up, wherever you may be, 'Coz we 'is da famous Bloodrock Clan If u all hate Elves clap ya 'Ands (clap, clap) If u all hate Elves clap ya 'Ands (clap, clap) If u all hate Elves, all hate Elves, all hate Elves clap ya 'Ands (clap, clap, clap) You cudn't skor in a brothel skor in a brothel Deres only wun Varag Ghoulchewer only wun Varag Ghoulchewer walkin' along singin a song walkin in da Ghoulchewer wunderland He's Green, He's white he's fuckin dynamite, Skarag Nose-Eater Skarag Nose-Eater http://home.wanadoo.nl/maarten.geluk/ |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Stand Firm |
n | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8/ | 110k
(83)k |
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| 5 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 4 | 9 | Block Dodge, Guard, +AG, Strip Ball |
30 | 3 | 18 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 61/ | 190k
(188)k |
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| 6 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block +MA, Dodge, Stand Firm |
25 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 33/ | 170k
(165)k |
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| 8 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard, Frenzy |
27 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 21/ | 130k
(128)k |
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| 10 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Accurate |
24 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 13/ | 90k
(105)k |
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| 12 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50)k |
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| 13 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
31 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6/ | 70k
(70)k |
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| 14 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Dirty Player, Block |
m | 29 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 18/ | 90k
(0)k |
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| 16 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate Block, Pro |
31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 25/ | 160k
(118)k |
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| Games Played: | 31 (23/4/4) | | | TD Diff: | 22 (47 - 25) | | | Cas Diff: | 45 (46/32/14 - 23/17/7) |
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| Last Opponent: Nattsvart | |||||||
| Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
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| W/D/L | Avg | Avg | Avg diff | ||||||
| High Elf | 1 | 1/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 0.0 | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | -70k |
| Chaos Chosen | 5 | 3/1/1 | 1.0 | - | 0.8 | 1.4 0.4 0.4 | - | 1.4 0.6 0.4 | -16k |
| Chaos Dwarf | 2 | 2/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 0.0 | 0.5 1.0 0.5 | - | 0.5 1.5 0.0 | -105k |
| Dark Elf | 3 | 1/1/1 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 0.7 1.0 0.3 | - | 0.7 0.3 0.3 | 133k |
| Human | 3 | 3/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 0.3 | 2.0 0.3 0.7 | - | 0.7 0.3 0.7 | 57k |
| Necromantic Horror | 5 | 5/0/0 | 1.6 | - | 0.6 | 1.2 2.2 0.6 | - | 0.6 0.4 0.0 | 52k |
| Norse | 1 | 1/0/0 | 1.0 | - | 0.0 | 0.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | -30k |
| Orc | 1 | 1/0/0 | 3.0 | - | 2.0 | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 3.0 1.0 1.0 | 10k |
| Shambling Undead | 5 | 2/2/1 | 1.2 | - | 1.2 | 1.2 1.6 0.2 | - | 0.6 0.4 0.0 | 216k |
| Skaven | 2 | 1/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 1.5 | 3.0 1.0 1.0 | - | 0.5 1.5 0.0 | 35k |
| Tomb Kings | 1 | 1/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 0.0 | 4.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | 250k |
| Wood Elf | 2 | 2/0/0 | 2.5 | - | 1.5 | 3.5 1.0 1.0 | - | 0.5 0.5 0.5 | -445k |
| Total | 31 | 23/4/4 | 1.5 | - | 0.8 | 1.5 1.0 0.5 | - | 0.7 0.5 0.2 | 31k |