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Roster [R] Human

A tribute to one of the world's most versatile actors.

T.O.U.R. O.F. D.U.T.Y.
FUMBBL SMACK Veteran CCCXII Runner-Up!
FUMBBL SMACK Sched VET LXXIX
UI IX Qualifier: Jade Lantern Round II

PositionTotal replacedTotal cost
x2280k
x8720k
x170k
x3210k
x7350k
Total coin spent:1,630k
Total SPP lost:321
Hall of Fame
Lt. Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti
'Cobra' was incredibly agile and his passes were almost always on target. Sadly he tripped over on a re-rolled 2+ dodge, and not even the apothecary could put him together again.



More Stallones!
Dean 'The Dean' Stevens (Shade)
Barney Ross (The Expendables)
Toymaker (Spy-Kids 3D)


Money is for replacement Stallones
(believe me, this team needs them!)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Frankie Delano III
Blitzer
7 4 4 8
Block
+AG, Tackle, +ST
   18 4 3 0 4 2 31/51 200k
(90+110)k
  
2
Lincoln Hawk II
Catcher
8 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, +ST, Strip Ball
   27 4 14 0 2 2 60/76 170k
(60+110)k
  
3
Sheriff Freddy Heflin
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(0)k
  
4
Lt. Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti II
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Block
   16 16 0 0 2 1 25/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
5
John J. Rambo
Blitzer
7 4 3 8
Block
Guard, +ST, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
   39 2 4 0 18 3 65/76 200k
(90+110)k
  
6
Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone II
Lineman
6 3 2 8
Block, Mighty Blow
 -ag 23 0 2 0 7 1 25/31 100k
(50+50)k
  
7
Johnny Kovak
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
8
Raymond 'Ray' Tango
Lineman
5 3 3 8
Guard, Dodge, Block
 -ma, m 39 1 1 0 1 6 36/51 130k
(0)k
  
9
Ray Quick III
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick
   16 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
10
Sgt. Joe Bornowski
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player, Block
   39 2 1 0 2 4 29/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
12
Gabe Walker II
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle
   24 2 0 0 0 1 7/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
14
Rocky Balboa III
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
15
John Spartan
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   5 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: ts9 Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1650k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1870k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:40 (22/4/14) |TD Diff:25 (68 - 43) |Cas Diff:-10 (41/30/15 - 42/34/20)
Last Opponent: Harlekwins
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/04.0-0.01.0   3.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-140k
Chaos Chosen22/0/02.0-0.50.5   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   1.020k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.00k
Chaos Renegade10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.020k
Dark Elf32/0/11.7-1.01.0   1.7   1.0-1.0   0.3   0.0-3k
Dwarf30/0/30.3-1.70.7   0.0   0.3-3.0   1.7   0.0-30k
High Elf32/1/01.7-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.050k
Human43/0/12.5-1.01.5   1.5   0.8-0.5   0.5   0.823k
Lizardmen22/0/03.5-0.52.0   1.0   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.015k
Necromantic Horror10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   3.0-60k
Nurgle33/0/02.0-0.31.0   0.0   1.0-0.7   0.7   1.027k
Orc63/1/21.2-0.80.3   0.5   0.2-0.8   1.0   0.813k
Shambling Undead30/0/30.7-2.31.0   0.0   0.0-1.7   1.0   0.730k
Skaven31/1/12.0-1.31.3   0.0   0.7-1.0   0.7   0.097k
Slann22/0/02.0-1.02.0   2.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-80k
Vampire21/0/12.5-1.51.5   0.5   0.5-0.0   1.0   1.055k
Total4022/4/141.7-1.11.0   0.8   0.4-1.1   0.9   0.513k