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hysiologically Orcs are taller and broader than humans, with short legs and long arms much like an ape. They have massive heads which come directly forward on their necks, giving them a stooping appearance. They have tough thick green skin which is highly resistant to pain. They can sustain the most horrific of injuries and stay in the fight. Orcs also speak with thick Cockney accents, modified slightly by their love of the character 'z' (Boyz, gunz, etc.)

Orcs (and all greenskins) are in fact some sort of evolved fungus. Every greenskin expels spores from his skin throughout his life (especially at the point of death) and those spores take root and grow into mushrooms. The orc/goblin grows underneath the ground like a potato rooted to the mushroom, and emerges full-grown and ready for war. This makes orcs very difficult to remove from worlds they visit, as only the most inhospitable world cannot support a growing Orc.

Orc biology is directly engineered for war. Orc organs have multiple redundancies, and they heal quickly and readily accept transplants and bionics. Worse, as an orc fights and beats enemies, he will put on muscle mass and grow larger and more brutal. Orc veterans are known as "big'uns," and they are much stronger than ordinary orcs. As orcs grow older and beat more powerful foes, they can become "bosses," "big bosses," and eventually "warbosses." A warboss leading several tribes in a Waaagh! (a greenskin military campaign) is known as a "warlord."
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Multiple Block
n 21 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 150k
(110+40)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
  21 1 2 0 4 2 25/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
4
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Tackle, Block
m 21 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 90k
(0)k
 
5
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Kick, Block
  21 1 1 0 3 3 25/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
6
Thrower
4 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Block
-ma 19 3 2 2 0 3 28/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
7
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 3 9
+AG
  21 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 120k
(80+40)k
 
8
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
  21 0 1 0 12 0 27/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
9
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  5 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
12
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Tackle
  18 0 3 0 4 0 17/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
13
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
Mighty Blow, +AG, Guard
  17 0 3 0 6 2 31/51 160k
(80+80)k
 
14
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
Guard, +AG, Mighty Blow
  16 0 6 0 2 2 32/51 160k
(80+80)k
 
15
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
+MA
  13 0 4 0 1 0 14/16 110k
(80+30)k
 
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Fentz Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1800k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1890k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (6/2/13) |TD Diff:-12 (28 - 40) |Cas Diff:33 (29/20/5 - 11/5/5)
Last Opponent: Faction Green Skins
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen20/0/20.5-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.5   0.5   1.0-105k
Nurgle10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-120k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/11.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0130k
Goblin11/0/02.0-0.02.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0870k
Halfling33/0/04.0-1.34.0   2.0   1.0-0.3   0.0   0.0417k
High Elf10/0/10.0-3.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.030k
Lizardmen21/0/11.5-2.51.0   0.5   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.5-145k
Norse11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0310k
Orc20/0/20.5-3.50.0   0.5   0.0-2.5   0.5   0.5-1185k
Shambling Undead10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0690k
Skaven20/1/10.5-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.095k
Vampire10/0/11.0-2.01.0   3.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0120k
Wood Elf30/0/31.0-2.31.7   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.3   0.0330k
Total216/2/131.3-1.91.4   1.0   0.2-0.5   0.2   0.276k