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[X] Chaos Dwarf
| The Flying Swan's own pub team, made up of the manly men of the borough of Brentford. They are all 12th Dan Masters of Dimac, but have often been found to employ stout sticks when not keeping the now legendary low profile. They play for Brentford, the Flying Swan, a pint or two of Large and because of a tradition, or an old charter or something. Bunch of vindictive grudge-bearing wee B*#?!%?*s Please note the dps are present as a distraction. The blockers are an integral part of a Chaos dwarf team and i'm hoping multiple dps will help focus your attention on the disposable hobgoblins rather than the harder to replace players. I obviously don't think that my blockers will now last forever but at least they'll be able to take somone with them when they die. Besides what else are hobgoblins good for. Decided to enter both the Dwarves United (Anti-DMU) and the DMU. Will not start participating till start of season 2. Also Decided to join the HaHaHa but not been officially accepted yet. In the meantime dps will be used for defence or tactically and probably not much at all unless you start a foulwar. I Will PROBABLY Not Start a FoulWar Unless Provoked, or You have Dwarves or Anti-Dwarves or Chaos Dwarves provocation may include BUT not be limited to - you having a prone claw/rsc / a prone dp / a prone 1 turner / a prone ST6 guard kroxigor or any ST6 big guy for that matter / a prone player / you are taking the mickey / significantly outplaying - outscoring me / you are mercilessly targeting the poor hobgobbos / you are stalling / Etc. This disclaimer is a guide only and has been edited since my match against Rondo. I fouled his AV9 krox and the apoth didn't work, he took it in good spirits but after reviewing the match I realised that the foul probably went against the old disclaimer. (even though he was targetting the hobgoblins with his block/MB saurus) Due to the nature of the transgression I decided to force the guilty dp to do LOS duty for the entirety of the next match (and maybe subsequent matchs if he survives) and to remove his apothing rights permanently. Now who wants to kill a hobgoblin DP? Punishment served. unfortunately he hadn't learned his lesson and foul perma killed a frenzy mummy on his first turn (nasty undead had already foul killed a dwarf apoth succeeded) What odds would you give Bob The Bookie |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate Guard |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 10/ | 120k
(109)k |
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| 4 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow |
25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18/ | 110k
(135)k |
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| 5 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 70k
(75)k |
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| 6 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 8/ | 90k
(115)k |
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| 7 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow |
24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 26/ | 110k
(135)k |
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| 9 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(75)k |
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| 10 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dirty Player |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6/ | 60k
(80)k |
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| 11 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dirty Player |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6/ | 60k
(80)k |
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| 13 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dirty Player, Kick |
23 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 19/ | 80k
(105)k |
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| 14 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dirty Player |
24 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/ | 60k
(80)k |
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| 15 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dirty Player, Block |
25 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 21/ | 80k
(105)k |
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| 16 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 4 | 3 | 7 | Dirty Player, +ST |
23 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 23/ | 110k
(153)k |
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| Games Played: | 25 (7/6/12) | | | TD Diff: | -15 (20 - 35) | | | Cas Diff: | 44 (45/28/20 - 21/18/10) |
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| Last Opponent: Bar Rio Sesamo | |||||||
| Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| W/D/L | Avg | Avg | Avg diff | ||||||
| Amazon | 2 | 1/1/0 | 1.5 | - | 0.5 | 1.0 0.5 2.0 | - | 0.5 0.5 0.5 | 30k |
| Chaos Chosen | 1 | 1/0/0 | 1.0 | - | 0.0 | 0.0 0.0 1.0 | - | 2.0 0.0 0.0 | -80k |
| Chaos Dwarf | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 1.0 | 2.0 1.0 2.0 | - | 2.0 1.0 1.0 | -190k |
| Dwarf | 6 | 1/1/4 | 0.8 | - | 1.7 | 1.7 1.5 0.5 | - | 1.0 1.2 0.3 | -58k |
| Elven Union | 1 | 0/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 2.0 | 4.0 1.0 2.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | -70k |
| High Elf | 2 | 0/1/1 | 0.5 | - | 3.5 | 2.0 2.0 0.5 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.5 | 120k |
| Human | 2 | 2/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 0.5 | 5.5 1.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | 55k |
| Lizardmen | 2 | 0/0/2 | 0.0 | - | 2.0 | 0.5 1.5 0.0 | - | 1.0 0.5 0.0 | 65k |
| Necromantic Horror | 1 | 1/0/0 | 1.0 | - | 0.0 | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 1.0 0.0 | -10k |
| Nurgle | 1 | 0/1/0 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 3.0 0.0 1.0 | - | 3.0 1.0 1.0 | 30k |
| Orc | 3 | 1/0/2 | 0.3 | - | 1.7 | 1.3 0.3 1.0 | - | 0.3 1.0 0.3 | -93k |
| Shambling Undead | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 1.0 | 0.0 1.0 1.0 | - | 1.0 0.0 1.0 | 60k |
| Tomb Kings | 2 | 0/2/0 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 1.5 2.0 1.0 | - | 0.5 0.5 1.0 | -205k |
| Total | 25 | 7/6/12 | 0.8 | - | 1.4 | 1.8 1.1 0.8 | - | 0.8 0.7 0.4 | -30k |