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Deathbull!Deathbull!Deathbull!
P [R] Chaos Chosen

The crowd demand DEATHBULL! However, he is currently recovering from a smashed ankle. As soon as he is healed (possibly with the assistance of dark magiks) he will return to the Blood Bowl pitch, the ground beneath his hooves shall tremble and all who oppose him shall despair.

2008-09-26: Deathbull remains injured, partly due to the fact that he has eaten no less than 4 chaos sorcerers, dissatisfied with their attempts to fix his damaged hoof. In his place the team have hired a troll, which they have aptly named "Not Deathbull". The fans found this decision dubious at first, however as long as the blood continues to flow freely, they remain appeased.

2008-10-01: After 12 games of sitting on the LOS and doing a whole lot of nothing, Not Deathbull finally earned his first MVP award and learned the valuable guard skill. He also aged and was instantly retired because he is a useless sack of crap. At this point I really don't know if I want to replace him with another troll or finally hire the legendary(!) Deathbull for the team. Having a team theme based around a minotaur was all fun and games to start with but the reality is that minotaurs are total wang without lucky skill rolls and the last thing I need right now is a big guy that is not just useless but also a liability to himself.

2008-10-04: Bio update is a work in progress, just checking I'm not ballsing up the html code, most statistics are not actually for this team. Thanks to Aargh for the template and images.

2008-10-09: Can't be hassled with manually updating the chart, removed it for the time being.

Races that have refused me games for the lulz. Links to teams or coaches will not be supplied to avoid mud-slinging :p :

Pro Elf
Wood Elf
High Elf
Dark Elf
Humans
Amazons (lulz)
Orcs (lulz)
Chaos (lulz)
Chaos Dwarf (lulz)
Skaven
Undead (lulz)
Dwarf (lulz)

I wonder if I can "fill the grid" with races who have avoided this team. If Orc teams +15 TS up with 4+ mighty blow players will dodge me then anything is possible...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Kick
  31 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
2
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Guard, Break Tackle
  12 0 0 0 5 3 25/31 190k
(150+40)k
 
3
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
  8 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
4
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player
  18 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
5
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
6
Beastman Runner
7 3 4 8
Horns
+MA, Very Long Legs, +AG
  30 2 5 0 1 3 34/51 150k
(60+90)k
 
7
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
 
8
Beastman Runner
7 3 3 8
Horns
+MA, Block
  32 0 2 0 2 4 30/31 110k
(60+50)k
 
9
Chosen Blocker
5 4 4 9
Claw, Claw, Frenzy, Block, +AG
  29 1 4 0 40 2 103/176 220k
(100+120)k
 
10
Chosen Blocker
4 4 4 9
+AG, Block, Guard
-ma 31 3 1 0 5 3 31/51 180k
(100+80)k
 
11
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard
  32 1 3 0 5 1 25/31 140k
(100+40)k
 
12
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
14
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Sure Hands, Block
  20 1 3 0 1 1 17/31 100k
(60+40)k
 
13 players  
Coach: PorkusMaximus Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1920k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1920k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:32 (11/9/12) |TD Diff:-8 (30 - 38) |Cas Diff:16 (49/25/12 - 34/27/9)
Last Opponent: Copperheaders
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Ogre22/0/01.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-155k
Amazon10/0/10.0-3.00.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.060k
Chaos Chosen11/0/02.0-0.00.0   4.0   1.0-0.0   2.0   1.060k
Dark Elf10/0/11.0-4.02.0   0.0   1.0-4.0   0.0   0.0230k
Dwarf72/2/31.0-1.31.3   0.7   0.4-1.6   1.0   0.369k
Elven Union10/0/11.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-10k
Goblin11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.080k
Human30/3/01.0-1.02.7   1.0   0.0-0.7   0.7   0.397k
Necromantic Horror30/2/10.3-1.02.0   0.0   0.7-1.7   1.0   0.3107k
Orc94/2/30.9-1.01.7   0.8   0.2-1.0   0.9   0.2-42k
Tomb Kings10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   3.0   2.0180k
Wood Elf21/0/11.0-1.52.0   1.0   0.5-0.0   0.5   0.0170k
Total3211/9/120.9-1.21.5   0.8   0.4-1.1   0.8   0.342k