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Bouncin Ball Rats
Retired [B] Skaven

We're Blackbox and we're PROUD!


The Story of the Rats adventures in the Box

Teams Played So Far:

Orcs 4
Dorfs 4
Khemri 4
Norse 3
Ogre 1
Wood Elf 1
Vampire 1
Flings 1
Undead 1


Game 1: Vs some orcs. Who beat us and mangled us, but mainly KOs. They won 2-0 but we fouled a blitzer to death (death baby!).

Game 2: more Orcs! We go beat up, and even pelted with rocks (SI), but managed to score in the sencond half and then defend desperately to get a draw!

Game 3: As a break from Orcs, Dorfs! 2-2, and we got lucked.

Game 4: Holy CAS batman! Khemri! But we drew 2-2 and perm killed (boot) a stinking Blitz-ra.

Game 5: More orcs, who we beat 1-0. You suck orcs.

Game 6: More Khemri. GTR 2nd half. Took 5/1/1. Won 2-1 Pwned!

Game 7: Even more orcs. Drew 1-1 cos we aren't nubs.

Game 8: Gak. Dorfs # 2, who beat us up lots. Lost 2-1.

Game 9: Norse. Loss 1-0. Lame.

Game 10: Norse won 2-0. No idea how.

Game 11 Khemri. Draw 1-1, but they fouled us down to 10 rats.

Game 12: Norse. Loss, and ended with 7 rats for next game.

Game 13: Dorf. Who we drew 1-1 with but lost a GR to lame T16 spite.

Game 14: 80 ish TS. Noob wood elfs vs 8 rats. Lost badly, and got beat up 3/3/0.

Game 15: 88 TS, 8 rats vs Noob ogres. Lost. But no one died. Back to 11 for next game.

Game 16: Vampires! Hells yes! We cleared the pitch and won 1-0. Lame, but funny. Up to 12!

Game 17: Khemri. Took 7 Cas, two unapoced RIPS (bye bye last SV), but drew 1-1 due to an ironman GR. Down to 11 rats again. 9 linerats, a thrower and a GR.

Game 18: Flings! Oh the small booted horror! Lost, 1-0.

Game 19: Undead. Took 0/6/0. Drew 0-0. 5 rats for next game... oh crap.

Game 20: Dorfs. FFS, took a niggle and then the Vermin niggled at 6 spps. Drew 2-2 with 6 rats (4 for 2nd half) vs 10 dorfs. Still, 8 rats next game - getting bored of tis, but will fight on.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
8 rats
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
 -ma 8 1 0 0 0 2 11/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
3
Big Kahunna Burger Please
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
   9 1 0 0 0 2 11/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
4
Flow
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Dirty Player
 n 19 1 0 0 1 2 13/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
6
Rat 6
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
 n 2 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
7
Daz
Lineman
7 4 3 7
Dirty Player, +ST
 n 20 1 0 0 3 2 17/ 120k
(50+70)k
  
8
Khemri die 7 cas to us and I am the result
Lineman
7 3 3 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
we all die
Lineman
7 3 3 7   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
I am not for Crowd Pushing
Gutter Runner
10 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, +MA
   11 5 5 0 1 1 27/ 130k
(80+50)k
  
11
Eleven!
Thrower
7 4 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
+ST
   6 6 0 0 0 1 11/ 120k
(70+50)k
  
9 players  
Coach: pythrr Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1100k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1100k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (4/9/8) |TD Diff:-11 (20 - 31) |Cas Diff:-51 (13/8/6 - 34/30/14)
Last Opponent: Bogre
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Orc41/2/10.8-1.00.0   0.0   0.3-1.3   1.0   0.573k
Dwarf40/3/11.5-1.80.0   0.3   0.0-1.3   1.0   0.5-8k
Halfling10/0/10.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-230k
Norse31/0/21.3-1.31.7   0.7   0.3-0.7   0.3   1.7-43k
Ogre20/0/20.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.5-45k
Shambling Undead10/1/00.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   6.0   0.070k
Tomb Kings41/3/01.5-1.30.0   0.8   0.3-3.5   2.3   1.0-220k
Vampire11/0/01.0-0.04.0   0.0   2.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-310k
Wood Elf10/0/10.0-4.01.0   1.0   1.0-3.0   3.0   0.0-100k
Total214/9/81.0-1.50.6   0.4   0.3-1.6   1.4   0.7-67k