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Retired [B] Chaos Dwarf

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Frenzy, Stand Firm, Block, Break Tackle
   41 0 8 0 10 3 59/ 210k
(130+80)k
  
3
I can tell by your emoticons that you're looking for some company.
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 1 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut
 -ag 67 0 0 0 13 4 46/ 130k
(70+60)k
  
4
I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   23 0 0 1 4 2 20/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
5
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   12 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
6
[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Enslaved Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
   18 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 150k
(150+0)k
  
8
I have only three months to live. ..
Hobgoblin
5 3 3 7
Sure Hands, Block
 -ma 25 3 3 0 0 1 17/ 80k
(40+40)k
  
9
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Dodge, Guard
 n 37 0 1 0 9 4 41/ 140k
(70+70)k
  
10
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
11
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Kick, Dodge, Block
 n 42 2 7 1 1 3 42/ 110k
(40+70)k
  
12
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 6
Dirty Player, Block
 -av, n 62 0 5 0 2 1 24/ 80k
(40+40)k
  
13
Do you work for a TelCom? Because I bet you'd be good at pulling cable.
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Hobgoblin
6 3 4 6
+AG
 -av 10 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 80k
(40+40)k
  
16
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   10 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: frattibalboa Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1820k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1820k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:71 (29/14/28) |TD Diff:-11 (68 - 79) |Cas Diff:-29 (83/45/27 - 96/58/30)
Last Opponent: Boxenluder
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
High Elf41/2/11.8-2.01.3   0.5   0.3-0.3   0.3   0.3283k
Amazon11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0310k
Chaos Chosen114/1/61.0-1.31.2   0.6   0.4-2.0   1.0   0.582k
Dark Elf31/1/10.7-0.72.3   0.0   0.7-1.3   0.7   0.7160k
Dwarf84/1/31.0-0.80.8   0.8   0.1-1.0   1.0   0.894k
Elven Union11/0/01.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.070k
Necromantic Horror11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0560k
Norse11/0/02.0-0.01.0   2.0   1.0-3.0   2.0   0.0670k
Nurgle20/0/20.5-2.51.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.5215k
Ogre74/2/11.3-0.91.7   0.9   0.3-1.3   0.4   0.6-261k
Orc186/3/90.7-1.30.7   0.4   0.4-1.8   1.1   0.647k
Shambling Undead42/1/11.0-0.81.8   1.5   0.5-1.3   0.8   0.0305k
Skaven11/0/01.0-0.04.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0190k
Tomb Kings61/3/20.8-1.00.8   0.5   0.7-1.3   1.2   0.2238k
Wood Elf31/0/20.7-1.72.3   0.0   0.3-0.7   0.7   0.0257k
Total7129/14/281.0-1.11.2   0.6   0.4-1.4   0.8   0.4112k