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Bumbling Blutos
Retired [A] Human

As avid, long time fans of the Fernhollow Fellowship this group of overweight, out-of-shape, sideline coaches were so infuriated with the abysmal play of their team during the '08 campaign that they became disenchanted. One night, after a particularly brutal 7:1 loss to the Marshland Misery this group of 12 forlorn, miscreants sat in the local pub, quietly sipping their ale, and generally wallowing in their own self pity when something spontaneous happened. Bob, while starring blankly into the bottom of his empty mug, muttered, "Why don't we just start our own damn team?" Having played pick-up matches against each other for years the 11 other men looked at Bob and then around the room at each other. The washed up group of drunken, glory seekers could all see the looks of desperation on each others faces and started entertaining the idea vocally. Within days the men had started scraping together funds to purchase whatever equipment they could find. By the end of the month the guys had outfitted themselves well enough to take to the pitch. This is in large part thanks to a rather foolish bet that Pounder made with a wealthy local man at the pub one evening, a bet that involved an old pair of boots, a small length of rope, and a particularly stubborn boar. Details of the night are a little unclear due to the large quantity of ale consumed in combination with the natural inflation of the truth, but most important was that Pounder awoke the next morning lying in an empty trough, with no boots, a large pocket full of gold coins, and starring at an angry pig. The money was enough to finish buying the appropriate gear. The Blutos do not have a formal coach and take to the pitch with the most elementary of game plans, "TRY to put the ball in the end zone." This is why their small following of rag tag fans have dubbed them with the unfortunate 'Bumbling' that precedes their name. They are not renowned for much of anything other than the foolish aspiration of someday being invited to play in a major tournament.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chuck
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(85)k
  
3
Snag
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(85)k
  
4
Grabs
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(85)k
  
7
Pounder
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
  
8
Smash
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
  
9
Slash
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
  
11
Grunt
Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
12
Groan
Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
13
Stimey
Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
14
Lefty
Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
15
Bob
Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
16
Clutz
Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
12 players  
Coach: burgun824 Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:0 (0/0/0) |TD Diff:0 (0 - 0) |Cas Diff:0 (0/0/0 - 0/0/0)
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