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Napoleon Complex
Retired [X2] Dwarf

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<p>"Short? Maybe. Stout? Definitely
But I ain't got no bloody handle and you don't wanna see my spout!"
<i>- Wee, former star Troll Slayer (now deceased)</i></p><p>In typical dwarf fashion, the first game ended with a niggled dwarf already. We'll see if they're any fun to play and if AV 9 is really that much more dangerous than AV 7...</p><p>After two games, a runner skilled up and aged. 2 Niggles in as many games. Ugh. Bloody dwarves.</p><p>Ok, with a decent cash flow I managed to replace both nigglers with another runner and my second Troll Slayer instead of the longbeard. Things are looking up for the team and I just plan on adding one extra longbeard and then buying runesmiths (instead of extra RRs and excess players) to play with them for a while.</p><p>Nevermind. Runner died and now I have to replace him. I'll never get my runesmith! Heh.</p><p>So, I finally got my runesmith and what happens? Runesmith rolls a one (nothing happens... 50k wasted) and I get 5 CAS against me that game... Each and every single one of them was RIP. Heh. I'll never get my runesmith and get it to work!</p></div>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Stubby
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
   12 0 2 0 3 0 12/ 100k
(115)k
  
2
Shorty
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
   12 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 100k
(115)k
  
3
Microscopic
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block
 m 3 2 2 0 0 0 8/ 100k
(0)k
  
4
Punier
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Dump Off
   9 1 6 0 0 1 24/ 120k
(128)k
  
5
WeeWee
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Multiple Block
   1 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 110k
(125)k
  
6
Minute
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Kick
   11 0 0 0 0 3 15/ 90k
(105)k
  
7
SubSub
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
  
10
Minor
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   12 0 0 0 2 2 14/ 90k
(115)k
  
11
Half-Pint
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   12 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 70k
(75)k
  
12
Smallfry
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(75)k
  
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: BadMrMojo Re-Rolls (80k): 5  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1200k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (8/2/2) |TD Diff:6 (17 - 11) |Cas Diff:3 (6/8/5 - 4/5/7)
Last Opponent: Mudrock Braintrust
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Tomb Kings22/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.5   0.5-1.0   0.5   2.5-105k
Chaos Dwarf22/0/01.5-0.00.0   0.5   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.0-55k
Necromantic Horror11/0/02.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.070k
Norse11/0/02.0-0.00.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Nurgle10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-60k
Ogre11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-310k
Orc21/1/01.5-0.51.0   0.5   1.0-0.0   0.5   0.0-295k
Wood Elf20/0/20.5-3.00.5   0.5   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.0-95k
Total128/2/21.4-0.90.5   0.7   0.4-0.3   0.4   0.6-118k