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Jaggy Flying Swans
Retired [X] Chaos

The Flying Swan's own pub team, made up of the manly men of the borough of Brentford.

They are all 12th Dan Masters of Dimac, but have often been found to employ stout sticks when not keeping the now legendary low profile.

They play for Brentford, the Flying Swan, a pint or two of Large and because of a tradition, or an old charter or something.

Bunch of vindictive grudge-bearing wee B*#?!%?*s

Please don't bother challenging us with multiple DPs we only just managed to train our first one.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Neville the full-time part-time barman
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(94)k
  
2
Jim Pooley
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block
   9 3 1 0 0 0 6/ 120k
(125)k
  
4
Norman Hartnell
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
   32 2 6 0 9 2 48/ 160k
(158)k
  
5
Soap Distant
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block
   15 0 3 0 1 0 11/ 120k
(125)k
  
6
Archroy
Beastman
6 2 3 8
Horns
Claw, Block, Razor Sharp Claws, Tackle, Multiple Block, Pro
 -st, m 60 5 3 0 63 3 Legend
155
 200k
(0)k
  
7
Professor Slocombe
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   15 1 0 0 2 2 15/ 80k
(85)k
  
9
Small Dave
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   14 2 1 0 1 1 12/ 80k
(85)k
  
10
Leo Felix
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Frenzy, Strip Ball, Sure Hands, Guard
   62 12 6 0 6 7 77/ 170k
(178)k
  
11
Bob the Bookie
Beastman
5 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Dirty Player
 -ma 12 1 2 0 2 2 21/ 100k
(128)k
  
12
Hairy Dave
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
   11 2 3 0 1 4 33/ 120k
(140)k
  
13
Jungle John
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   8 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 80k
(85)k
  
14
the Other Sam
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: KenThis Re-Rolls (140k): 1  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1410k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:62 (22/20/20) |TD Diff:-10 (67 - 77) |Cas Diff:137 (98/72/36 - 33/22/14)
Last Opponent: Magic Waag
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon21/0/10.5-0.53.5   2.5   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0315k
Chaos Dwarf31/2/01.3-0.71.0   1.3   0.7-0.7   0.3   0.0233k
Dark Elf52/2/11.0-1.01.2   0.4   0.8-0.4   0.4   0.2-100k
Dwarf20/1/10.5-1.02.5   0.0   1.0-0.5   0.5   0.0370k
Elven Union20/1/10.5-3.51.0   1.0   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.0-15k
High Elf40/3/11.0-1.51.3   2.5   1.0-0.5   0.3   0.368k
Human96/2/11.6-0.60.8   1.2   0.1-0.4   0.4   0.290k
Lizardmen62/1/31.2-1.72.7   1.7   0.7-0.3   0.2   0.313k
Necromantic Horror31/1/11.0-1.01.3   0.0   0.0-1.3   0.0   0.0227k
Norse11/0/03.0-0.03.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0110k
Nurgle31/1/10.7-1.31.3   0.3   0.7-0.7   0.3   0.0247k
Ogre20/0/20.5-2.02.0   1.0   1.0-1.5   1.0   0.5-150k
Orc31/1/11.3-1.02.0   1.3   0.7-0.0   0.7   1.0-90k
Shambling Undead31/1/11.0-1.32.0   1.0   0.3-1.3   0.7   0.7140k
Skaven42/2/01.5-1.01.5   1.5   0.5-0.8   0.5   0.0-73k
Tomb Kings10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0400k
Wood Elf93/2/40.9-1.71.6   1.1   0.7-0.2   0.1   0.228k
Total6222/20/201.1-1.21.6   1.2   0.6-0.5   0.4   0.272k