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Roster [X2] Halfling

We used ta be so happy we did. We 'ad our town. We 'ad our games. An' then 'e came.

It was the night of the big "Muffin Stuffin Showdown" in town, an' our good buddy Janglur Muffinscoffer stayed true to 'is name, takin down three baker's dozens in ten minutes. 'E was goin so fast, that our muffinsmiths (as we take these foods very seriously) couldna keep up with 'im! We took 'im to the pub so that the smiths could 'ave a break.

So, we were all at the pub, drinkin our share, when a dark wizard walked. 'E called 'imself Mr. Deathmoore. We didna know 'e was a dark one ya see. We just thought 'e be one of those to-talls 'o pray ta Sigmar.

E' walks in an says, "Who is the most famous among you?" Someone pointed ta Janglur. Then tha wizard pulls a pointy ball out of his robe, and throws it at Janglur. Lobbed 'is 'ead right off 'e did! "That boy has just been recruited to join the "Blacksoul Chargers". Now, the rest of you have a choise. You can either play for me, or, you can create your own team... I need a "small" group to represent my company in the Purebowl League. Don't worry, I'll pay for everything. You just need to play! Mr. Legura here will be glad to take any applications for the Blacksouls should you refuse. Good Night."

After 'e said that, a manwolf wearing a suit walked into the pub. We handed him Janglur's 'ead and agreed to compete in the Purebowl. I mean, this way we get ta live... right? (Janglur no longer plays for the Blacksouls, as his body was mangled beyond repair when he came face to face with an ogre.)

We say goodbye to these friends:
Chip Postmaker- Flattened by a Dark elf Lineman in game 2
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Old Red Root
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   5 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 110k
(99)k
  
2
Wise Mr. Grumpy
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 110k
(99)k
  
3
Jiffy Hagglesoft
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
4
Sneaky Toby
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 30k
(15)k
  
5
Lateo Pocetlit
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
6
Jimmy "Cannonball" Hopper
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
7
Philip the Pickpocket
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   4 0 2 0 1 1 13/16 50k
(20)k
  
8
Charlie Applechugger
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   5 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(50)k
  
9
Jose the Piesmith
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(15)k
  
10
Doug the Brewer
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(13)k
  
11
Jack the Nimble
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
12
Egras Sproutclimber
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(15)k
  
13
Terry Pipeburner
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
14
Tash the Tosser
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Deathmoore Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1030k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (0/1/4) |TD Diff:-8 (2 - 10) |Cas Diff:-10 (4/1/0 - 7/3/5)
Last Opponent: Reckless Dragons
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Orc10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.00k
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   1.0-160k
Dark Elf10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   2.0-20k
High Elf10/0/10.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   2.0-220k
Lizardmen10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-70k
Total50/1/40.4-2.00.8   0.2   0.0-1.4   0.6   1.0-94k