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Lower Kings
P [R] Dwarf

All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional.

All dwarfs are by nature dutiful, serious, literate, obedient and thoughtful people whose only minor failing is a tendency, after one drink, to rush at enemies screaming "Arrrrrrgh!" and axing their legs off at the knee.

Dwarfs are very attached to gold. Any highwayman demanding "Your money or your life" had better bring a folding chair and packed lunch and a book to read while the debate goes on.

Dwarfs are known for their sense of humour, in a way. People point them out and say: "Those little devils haven't got a sense of humour."

After all, probably the first thing a young dwarf wants to do when he hits the big city after seventy years of working for his father at the bottom of a pit is have a big drink and then hit someone.

The fight was one of those enjoyable dwarfish fights with about a hundred participants and one hundred and fifty alliances.

B'tduz: A popular dwarfish game which consists of standing a few feet apart and throwing large rocks at one another's head.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ironhammer
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle, Stand Firm
   18 0 0 0 4 3 23/31 140k
(90+50)k
  
2
B'hrian Bloodaxe
Troll Slayer
4 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Guard
 -ma 17 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
3
Glod Glodsson
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
   20 0 3 0 7 3 38/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
4
Abba Stronginthearm
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard
   12 0 0 0 6 2 22/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
5
Cheery Littlebottom
Runner
8 3 4 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
+MA, +AG, Block, +MA
 n 19 9 14 0 0 1 56/76 200k
(80+120)k
  
6
Snorey Littlebottom
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Dump-Off
   13 2 5 0 1 1 24/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
8
Albrecht Albrechtsson
Blocker
5 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, +MA
 n 20 0 0 0 3 3 21/31 120k
(70+50)k
  
9
Rhys Rhysson
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm
   20 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
10
Minty Rocksmacker
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm, Guard
   20 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
11
Snori Snoricousin
Blocker
5 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+MA
 n 19 0 0 0 5 0 10/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
12
Thomas Brokenbow
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   20 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
13
Lars Skulldrinker
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   17 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
14
Bjorn Tightbritches
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   8 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
15
Carrot Ironfoundersson
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: coddlecodd Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1920k (±670) Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 150k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1920k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:20 (8/5/7) |TD Diff:0 (22 - 22) |Cas Diff:8 (24/6/9 - 17/12/2)
Last Opponent: 'Ead Bangaz
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Necromantic Horror20/1/10.5-1.52.0   0.5   0.0-1.5   1.5   0.0-50k
Chaos Dwarf30/1/21.0-2.01.0   0.3   0.3-0.7   0.7   0.37k
Elven Union11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   2.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-10k
High Elf11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-30k
Human21/0/11.0-1.51.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-55k
Nurgle10/0/11.0-2.04.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-100k
Orc63/1/21.5-1.00.7   0.2   0.5-0.7   0.2   0.237k
Shambling Undead32/1/01.3-0.72.3   0.7   0.3-1.3   1.3   0.0-37k
Tomb Kings10/1/00.0-0.00.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-180k
Total208/5/71.1-1.11.2   0.3   0.5-0.9   0.6   0.1-20k