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It started out with a few guys with large debts to some rather nasty, well armed and humourless dwarves. Having no means with which to settle up they knew they were marked for death. Familiar with seeing their brethren's bloodied and mangled faces being stomped into the turf by just about everyone with a grudge against teams that actually liked to score they realised that if they were going to go out, they may as well do it with style.

Initially they just played a few games against visiting teams whose matches had been cancelled. To their surprise they started to win and gold came rolling in. Not enough to pay their debts mind but enough to start them wondering.

And then... THE PACT. The original team would tour every FUMBBL playing nation in an elvish quest no-one had seen the like of since Peter Jackson ate too much cheese before bedtime- this would help them stay one step ahead of the loan sharks for one and for two would mean they could generate enough gold so that the surviving members could pay their debts and live free... if there were any.

The players also agreed that their modus operandi would be always to try to score if at all possible. They knew this would piss off the heavy set, bashy FUMBBL races the most and would honour the playing traditions of their forefathers.


On their second tour now, the team has 4 surviving original team members a one turn scorer and a heap of traumatic memories... The team is nigh on cancelling the tour as they do not expect to find gobbo or fling teams highly ranked enough to play but will continue to play suicidal attractive BB against the best opposition they can find.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lineman
7 3 4 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
2
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Dodge
m 18 0 1 0 0 3 18/ 110k
(0)k
 
5
Lineman
7 3 4 6
Kick, Dirty Player, Block
-av 46 5 4 0 1 6 49/ 130k
(70+60)k
 
7
Catcher
10 2 4 6
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
Block, +MA, +MA, Leap, Sure Feet
-av, n 19 4 22 0 0 3 85/ 210k
(90+120)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Tackle, Block
-ma, n 44 2 3 0 0 2 21/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
12
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Loner, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Multiple Block
  43 0 0 0 10 1 25/ 160k
(120+40)k
 
13
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
Block, Side Step, Sure Feet, Sprint
  39 16 15 0 1 1 68/ 170k
(90+80)k
 
14
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
Block, Dauntless, Diving Catch
  32 5 8 0 3 1 40/ 150k
(90+60)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 4 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 4 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
19
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 4 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
20
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 4 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
7 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: extremegrazedknee Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1840k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 15  
Team Value: 1950k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:47 (17/10/20) |TD Diff:8 (103 - 95) |Cas Diff:-63 (37/19/11 - 67/43/20)
Last Opponent: Dime a Dozen
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon20/0/21.0-3.01.5   0.0   0.5-0.5   1.0   0.540k
Chaos Chosen22/0/03.5-2.50.0   0.0   1.0-1.5   0.5   1.0-60k
Chaos Dwarf32/0/12.3-1.70.7   0.7   0.7-2.0   1.3   0.747k
Dark Elf31/1/11.7-1.71.3   0.3   0.0-1.0   0.7   0.383k
Dwarf21/1/02.0-1.02.0   0.5   0.0-0.5   2.0   1.0-125k
Elven Union20/1/12.0-2.50.5   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   1.025k
Goblin10/1/02.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-240k
Halfling11/0/02.0-0.02.0   2.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-160k
High Elf20/1/11.0-1.51.0   0.5   0.5-0.0   0.5   0.540k
Human42/0/21.8-2.00.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.3115k
Lizardmen21/1/03.5-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.0-45k
Necromantic Horror20/1/11.5-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.5   1.0-55k
Norse21/0/12.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   1.5   0.5-5k
Nurgle11/0/04.0-0.03.0   2.0   2.0-2.0   0.0   0.0140k
Ogre20/1/11.5-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.5-20k
Orc40/0/41.5-3.00.8   0.8   0.0-2.5   2.3   0.363k
Shambling Undead21/0/12.5-1.01.5   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.5-20k
Skaven20/1/11.5-3.50.5   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.0   0.0195k
Tomb Kings22/0/04.5-0.50.0   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.5-50k
Vampire21/0/13.5-1.50.0   1.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.5170k
Wood Elf41/1/22.5-3.80.3   0.5   0.5-1.5   0.8   0.0-18k
Total4717/10/202.2-2.00.8   0.4   0.2-1.4   0.9   0.420k