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K.i.S.S
Roster [X2] Skaven

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K.i.S.S. the Keep it Simple, Stupid Bloodbowl team, is formed of a bunch of skaven (ironically all drawn from the Killer instinct Skaven Society) who felt that the game of Bloodbowl was getting too complex, what with re-rolls messing up their calculations of probability, and so they dicided to return to what they considered the "purest" form of Bloodbowl, that with no re-rolls, however after several games against teams with re-rolls, they realised that the team was not in any fit state to compete against the best in the business, and so they reluctantly went off to lick their wounds and reconsider.

It was at this point, over several jars of warpstone brew that the team captain, Sertainty, met up with Master Mutator Thruk, a self proffessed expert at rat ogres for Bloodbowl. This inspired Sertainty to reconsider his abandonment of their assault on the higher reaches of Bloodbowl, as with no re-rolls, a rat ogre would not be nearly as much of a liability as they usually are considered.

With the encouragement of Master Mutator Thruk, who's only request in return was the constant supply of body parts from their games, Sertainty called the team back and so they reformed.
The master mutator also was kind enough to put Sertainty in touch with a league that he had heard about and thought sounded just the place for K.i.S.S. to rebuild and replenish their confidence and skills.

This league was WDNNSR, about to start their second season and as they say the rest is history.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Kill
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 90k
(75)k
  
2
Injure
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
Tackle
   7 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 110k
(95)k
  
3
Score
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(70)k
  
4
Secure
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
Block, Leader
   7 1 3 0 0 2 20/31 130k
(115)k
  
5
Kontrol
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
   7 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 80k
(70)k
  
6
Interfere
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
Block, Pro
   7 0 9 0 0 0 27/31 120k
(115)k
  
7
Klear the Lines
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(55)k
  
8
Sertainty
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Pro
 m 7 5 1 0 0 0 8/16 90k
(0)k
  
10
Insurance
Lineman
7 3 3 7   7 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 50k
(55)k
  
12
Smile
Lineman
7 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(55)k
  
13
Kome and get me
Lineman
7 3 3 7   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(55)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: James_Probert Re-Rolls (120k): 0  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 910k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (4/1/2) |TD Diff:5 (15 - 10) |Cas Diff:-19 (3/3/4 - 15/8/6)
Last Opponent: Pitch Pirates
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dwarf10/0/12.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   1.0-260k
Chaos Chosen11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   2.0-240k
Human10/1/02.0-2.00.0   1.0   1.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-260k
Norse10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   3.0   0.0-400k
Ogre11/0/04.0-1.00.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   2.0-110k
Vampire11/0/03.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   1.0-170k
Wood Elf11/0/02.0-1.00.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-70k
Total74/1/22.1-1.40.4   0.4   0.6-2.1   1.1   0.9-216k