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Roster [X2] Orc

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Game 1: A shut out against amazon hookers! Sausagechef Dinglebutter killed a femme blitzer making him the pride of the orc nation. *SPLAT* A 2-0 game with suprisingly little action. The crowd wanted blood and thank Nurgle Dinglebutter delivered.

Game 2: A 1-0 shut out against dwarven drunkards! Vomit Renderson was killed by a gang of dirty midgets in this match, his rancid breath will be missed! Many orc injuries to speak of, Puke Mc'Smash has sustained serious injury and will likely hobble for the rest of his days... good thing smashing doesn't always require running! Pepperjack Hoggmate has also taken a major injury but it appear that with time he will return to the roster ready for carnage!

Game 3: A 1-0 shut out against nasty necromatic scum! Our freebooting goblin badly hurt a flesh golem early on with a beautifully executed FOUL! Very little interesting in this match. The dirty necro fans managed to throw a rock knocking one of our clutch players unconsiuos... to bad for them, we are UNSTOPPABLE!!!!

Game 4: Our first loss against a human team, our mortal enemies!! The orc fans did the dirty work for us today, the only good human blitzer is a dead human blitzer us orcs say... the crowd made it happen. Little to say, boring game where a little speed and luck made this a 1-0 game for the humans as opposed to a 0-0 match.

Game 5: Another loss against Damn Undead 2-0... Damn demented mummy slime! We are too upset to say anymore on the subject.

Game 6: A losing streak!!! This time agains a damn Necromantic Team. We lost 1-0 and had to retire a lineman who broke his collar bone... ARGG!!!

Game 7: The losing steak continues against our Arch-Nemisis... HUMANS!!! 2 losses and the human gloating is insufferable... 2-0 fiasco!!!

Game 8: The streak is ended!!! 3-0 shut out victory against a very injured amazon team! We took it easy of the girls in return for certain favors in the dugout before the match!!!

Game 9: A loss against undead sludge!! We injured their players but could not break their defenses down long enough to score. They won 1-0 due to a quick TD early in the match.

Game 10: Human slime!! YARG!!!!!!!! Lost 1-0, we will say no more.

Game 11: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Excriment Lovehonkey
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   9 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80)k
  
3
Deathrazor Dwarfbane
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   11 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(60)k
  
4
Bloody "Knuckles" Elfbane
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Shadowing, Tackle
   11 0 2 0 3 2 22/31 120k
(105)k
  
5
Chuck Tosswell
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Strong Arm
   11 3 1 0 0 1 11/16 100k
(60)k
  
6
Dunglesnot Ratreaver
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   11 1 1 0 2 0 8/16 70k
(70)k
  
7
Hammerchode Snuffnugget
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   11 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 70k
(70)k
  
8
Taterwood Halflingeater
Lineman
5 3 3 9   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
9
Sausagechef Dinglebutter
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   11 1 0 0 2 2 15/16 70k
(70)k
  
10
Pepperjack Hoggmate
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   10 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 70k
(70)k
  
11
Bloodorgy Ratfoe
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(60)k
  
12
Creamyshorts Humperpump
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80)k
  
13
Blunderfig Weenerrash
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Tackle
   9 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 90k
(95)k
  
14
Crustysnot GingerNutz
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
15
Chodermonkey Deathbucket
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   4 0 1 1 0 0 5/6 80k
(60)k
  
14 players  
Coach: moviebuff78 Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1480k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (4/0/7) |TD Diff:-4 (8 - 12) |Cas Diff:3 (11/4/4 - 10/5/1)
Last Opponent: Rat-a-tat-tastic
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Shambling Undead20/0/20.0-1.52.5   0.5   0.0-2.0   0.5   0.0-90k
Amazon22/0/02.5-0.00.0   0.5   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.045k
Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   1.020k
Human30/0/30.0-1.30.7   0.7   0.3-0.0   0.3   0.0-17k
Necromantic Horror21/0/10.5-0.51.0   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.0-30k
Skaven10/0/11.0-4.01.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.090k
Total114/0/70.7-1.11.0   0.4   0.4-0.9   0.5   0.1-8k