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Cnl Schaeffers Last Chancers
Retired [X2] Human

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<Div align ="Center">Members of the Last Chancers are all convicted criminals facing various punishments. While most of those inducted into the 13th Penal Legion are done so at the deliberate behest of Colonel Schaeffer, a small minority are random transfers. All are given one 'last chance' at redemption by fighting in the worst combat zone possible I.E. the Blood bowl pitch. If they manage to survive an unspecified number of Games, which is highly unlikely given the nature of the Sport, they earn a pardon, being forgiven of their crimes in the eyes of the King. A Last Chancer who dies fulfilling his duty is pardoned posthumously by the Colonel, who takes it upon himself to provide redemption to all of his troops, sometimes by his own hand. Schaeffer's dedication to his cause is unparalleled.

The Last Chancers are kept in a constant state of battle-readiness, being sent from Game to Game across the Known world to protect the Empire and earn their redemption. It is the Last Chancers duty to the King to die defending his realm and many accept this as the depressing truth of their situation. Escape attempts are surprisingly low, perhaps due to the Colonel's reputation for delivering the Kings redemption personally to those who cannot stand the Pain of battle. When not in combat, active Last Chancers are held on-board ships, heavily guarded by Commissariat provosts or Naval Ratings. Colonel Schaeffer also keeps a separate penal facility in an anonymous location to which he transfers convicted Empire Soldiers he has selected as potentially useful for future Games. These prisoners (no matter their actual original sentence) are kept in life imprisonment until the time they are offered their 'last chance'.</DIV>
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Colonel Schaeffer
Lineman
6 3 3 8   8 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 50k
(50)k
  
2
Ox
Lineman
6 3 3 8   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
3
Brains
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player, Block
   8 6 1 0 1 2 21/ 90k
(123)k
  
4
Shiv
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player, Block
   8 3 2 0 1 1 16/ 90k
(123)k
  
5
Scope
Lineman
7 3 3 8
+MA, Dirty Player
   8 2 1 0 0 3 20/ 100k
(135)k
  
6
Rocket Girl
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player, Block
   8 2 3 0 0 1 16/ 90k
(123)k
  
7
Animal
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 50k
(50)k
  
8
Warrior Woman
Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
9
Fingers
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard
   7 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 80k
(80)k
  
10
Grease Monkey
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player
   2 2 0 0 2 0 6/ 70k
(100)k
  
11
Demolition Man
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player
   8 2 0 0 0 1 7/ 70k
(100)k
  
12
Hero
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player
   8 1 1 0 1 0 6/ 70k
(100)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Shades_SteelFist Re-Rolls (100k): 6  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 6  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 6  
Team Value: 1450k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (5/1/2) |TD Diff:5 (11 - 6) |Cas Diff:5 (14/10/6 - 15/8/2)
Last Opponent: Sacked By Santa
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dark Elf10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Chaos Chosen10/1/01.0-1.02.0   2.0   0.0-5.0   1.0   0.090k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   3.0   0.040k
Elven Union11/0/02.0-1.05.0   3.0   2.0-1.0   1.0   0.030k
Gnome11/0/04.0-0.00.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0740k
Goblin11/0/01.0-0.03.0   0.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   1.0130k
Necromantic Horror11/0/01.0-0.00.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   1.0-90k
Norse11/0/01.0-0.03.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.040k
Total85/1/21.4-0.81.8   1.3   0.8-1.9   1.0   0.3123k