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Clarence Boddicker Poetry
Roster [X2] Chaos Dwarf

Buddy, i think you're slime.

Ode to the greatest poet of our time.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
B*tches, leave!
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 130k
(120)k
  
2
Well give the man a hand!
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle
   9 0 4 0 1 2 24/31 170k
(153)k
  
3
Oooh. Guns, guns, guns.
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   9 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(50)k
  
4
C'mon, Sal. The Tigers are playing...
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(20)k
  
5
Tonight. I never miss a game.
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm
   9 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 100k
(40)k
  
6
Bye-bye baby.
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   9 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 90k
(50)k
  
7
Good business is where you find it.
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   8 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 110k
(75)k
  
8
You can keep the gum.
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
   9 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 60k
(50)k
  
9
Okay, fun's over.
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
   9 1 3 0 0 1 15/16 60k
(50)k
  
10
Take a look at my face *Dick*!
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
   9 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 60k
(50)k
  
11
Well I guess we're gonna be friends after all. *Richard*.
Hobgoblin
7 3 3 7
+MA
   9 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 70k
(75)k
  
12
Sayonara, Robocop!
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(20)k
  
13
State of the art, bang, bang!
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   5 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 120k
(120)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Lobossumi Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1480k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (5/1/3) |TD Diff:5 (11 - 6) |Cas Diff:5 (7/8/4 - 10/1/3)
Last Opponent: Azathoth Workshipers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/02.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Chaos Chosen20/0/20.0-1.00.0   1.0   1.0-1.5   0.5   0.5-25k
Dark Elf21/0/12.0-1.00.5   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.535k
Goblin11/0/01.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.050k
Human11/0/02.0-1.02.0   2.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-60k
Lizardmen10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0190k
Orc11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   1.040k
Total95/1/31.2-0.70.8   0.9   0.4-1.1   0.1   0.327k