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EMU Pestilence
P [R] Skaven

"I hate elves.

I hate them.

I hate their little pointy ears.

I hate their little pointy noses.

I hate their little pointy boots.

I hate th... do they have pointy toes? I bet they do. I hate their little pointy toes.

I hate their shiny golden hair.

I hate the way they twat about instead of getting stuck in."

- 'Fishgills' McGinty of Bokonon United

As a member of the E.M.U. we will maim and kill as many elves as possible while till trying to win the match. Enter only ye brave pointy eared poncers.

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Meningitis
Gutter Runner
9 2 5 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
+AG, Block, Leap
   12 5 9 0 0 1 37/51 160k
(80+80)k
  
2
SARS II
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Claw
   4 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 120k
(90+30)k
  
3
HIV
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Tackle
   11 0 0 0 7 0 14/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
5
Black Death
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Dauntless, Horns
   13 6 5 0 0 2 31/51 150k
(80+70)k
  
6
Hepatitis
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
   10 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
7
Syphilis
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Foul Appearance, Dirty Player
   12 0 2 0 0 2 16/31 100k
(50+50)k
  
8
Measles
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
 m 13 0 1 0 2 2 17/31 90k
(0)k
  
10
Pertussis
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Dirty Player
   13 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
12
Swine Flu
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Dirty Player, Block
   9 1 2 0 3 2 23/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
13
Oooze
Lineman
7 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Tuberculosis
Lineman
7 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
15
Teh Drips
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
   6 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
16
Leprosy
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Side Step
   8 2 4 0 1 0 16/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: essdubcoast Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 1590k (±330) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1680k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (10/1/2) |TD Diff:17 (30 - 13) |Cas Diff:13 (22/13/11 - 17/9/7)
Last Opponent: Stony Man Doctrine
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dark Elf11/0/03.0-0.03.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-70k
Norse21/0/12.0-2.01.5   1.0   1.0-4.0   0.5   0.595k
Elven Union43/0/12.0-1.32.0   0.8   0.5-1.0   0.8   0.5-190k
High Elf11/0/01.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-50k
Necromantic Horror11/0/02.0-0.01.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   2.0-80k
Shambling Undead10/1/02.0-2.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   2.0   1.0140k
Skaven11/0/04.0-2.00.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-60k
Vampire11/0/04.0-0.01.0   1.0   3.0-2.0   0.0   1.0140k
Wood Elf11/0/02.0-0.03.0   1.0   2.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-70k
Total1310/1/22.3-1.01.7   1.0   0.8-1.3   0.7   0.5-48k