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I-House
Retired [X2] Human

The Whipping Boys of SWL, I-House are the team the rest of the league loves to hurt. Jealous of the off field success of the players with the ladies (that includes those lesbo Amazons!!!), the other teams simply take every opportunity they can to try and ruin the good looks of I-House's players.

Fortunately for I-House, their current medical staff is one of the pre-eminent plastic surgeons in the world, and most injuries are kept from being disfiguring. Unfortunately the odd one is simply irreparable however, and I-House's stars have been known to commit suicide at the though of being only mildly good looking for the rest of their lives.

Division Record:

Season 3: 2nd last in Div 2 - relegated :(
Season 4: 3rd in Div3 - promoted :)
Season 5: 4th, after choking big time with a chance to win it all!

Now though, we have finally lived up to our press clippings.

We are now:

SWL Gentleman's Picnic Champions!!!!

And the SWL shall never hear the end of it!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Jez II
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
  
2
Cannon II
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow
   18 1 5 0 3 2 32/ 150k
(158)k
  
3
Kev III
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow
   17 1 8 0 6 1 42/ 150k
(158)k
  
4
Hoggers III
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Tackle, Strip Ball
   27 2 5 0 2 2 31/ 150k
(158)k
  
5
Richie V
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 70k
(85)k
  
7
Camo III
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Block, Safe Throw
   18 22 3 0 1 0 33/ 130k
(155)k
  
9
T-Bone
Lineman
5 3 3 8
Dirty Player, Block, Kick
 -ma 54 3 0 0 4 4 31/ 110k
(133)k
  
10
Chunky
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Kick, Dirty Player
   54 3 0 0 7 3 32/ 110k
(138)k
  
11
Gaz
Catcher
7 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Nerves of Steel, Block
 -ma 19 1 8 0 0 1 30/ 120k
(135)k
  
12
Seano
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Strip Ball, Tackle
   53 0 1 0 9 4 41/ 110k
(123)k
  
13
Deej II
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle
   8 0 3 0 2 1 18/ 90k
(95)k
  
14
Kurt III
Lineman
6 3 3 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
15
Brittus III
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Block, Tackle
   33 0 3 0 2 6 43/ 120k
(128)k
  
16
Aximillion
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block
   9 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 150k
(119)k
  
14 players  
Coach: chunky04 Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 24  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2150k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:55 (36/5/14) |TD Diff:37 (114 - 77) |Cas Diff:8 (70/36/25 - 60/41/22)
Last Opponent: Pouncy Students
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/01.0-0.02.0   3.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0330k
Chaos Chosen42/1/12.0-1.30.5   0.3   0.5-1.3   0.8   0.3183k
Chaos Dwarf11/0/03.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   3.0-10k
Dark Elf43/0/12.0-1.52.0   0.5   0.5-0.3   0.8   0.0210k
Dwarf61/2/31.5-1.71.3   0.5   0.0-1.7   0.7   1.035k
Elven Union43/0/13.0-1.31.8   0.3   0.3-0.0   0.5   0.0-328k
Goblin10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   1.0-220k
High Elf54/0/12.4-1.82.8   0.6   0.4-0.2   0.6   0.040k
Human43/0/12.0-1.51.0   1.5   1.0-1.0   0.3   0.3-198k
Lizardmen21/0/11.0-1.50.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   1.0-40k
Norse44/0/01.3-0.02.5   0.8   1.0-1.8   0.5   0.8-358k
Orc54/1/02.2-1.40.2   0.4   0.2-2.2   0.6   0.080k
Shambling Undead21/1/02.0-1.50.5   0.0   0.0-1.5   1.5   1.080k
Skaven32/0/13.3-2.30.7   1.3   2.0-0.7   1.0   0.3-160k
Tomb Kings53/0/21.8-0.80.6   0.6   0.0-1.4   1.6   0.266k
Wood Elf43/0/12.8-2.01.5   1.3   0.5-0.8   0.8   0.38k
Total5536/5/142.1-1.41.3   0.7   0.5-1.1   0.7   0.4-20k