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TLC Brewery PLC have been dealing in carnage for the last 1000 years!

TLC stands for Tables, Ladders and Chairs which are often used in the numerous bar fights that break out in 'The Sweaty Pigskin' pub owned by Mr. T Carnage and his family.

The Team is made up of the most drunk, crazy & dangerous goblins that frequent the pub!

Every skill the team gets, i am gonna randomise what is picked as they are often intoxicated! Any chance of Characteristic increases will be taken as this will be the Carnage Fungus Beer taking effect!

TEAM HISTORY.

1st game vs. Black tavern Cheaters. Our landlord and Captain Capt. T. Carnage died on the field of play today. Needless to say his eldest son T. Carnage II has taken over the reins at The Sweaty Pigskin.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
  5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 100k
(90)k
 
2
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
  5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 100k
(90)k
 
3
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(13)k
 
4
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(15)k
 
5
Goblin
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
  5 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 70k
(45)k
 
6
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(15)k
 
7
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
 
8
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 40k
(15)k
 
9
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(15)k
 
10
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(0)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(15)k
 
15
Chainsaw
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Frenzy, Right Stuff, Star
  0 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
80k
(15)k
 
16
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(15)k
 
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Spink Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 10  
Team Value: 1050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (2/1/2) |TD Diff:-1 (4 - 5) |Cas Diff:-6 (5/3/1 - 6/6/3)
Last Opponent: Wir koennen nichts!
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Goblin Cheaters11/0/01.0-0.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   1.00k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.00.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.0-80k
Nurgle10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-160k
Orc11/0/01.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   3.0   1.0-20k
Skaven10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-40k
Total52/1/20.8-1.01.0   0.6   0.2-1.2   1.2   0.6-60k