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A Carp Called Noctem
Roster [X] Skaven

Because of being disappointed that Carpe Noctem was already taken as a team name i decided to put the worst and least functional pun in the world as the team name and populate it with comedians.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Stephen Fry
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
Block, Side Step, Sprint
 n 18 4 6 0 0 2 32/51 140k
(110)k
  
2
Hugh Laurie
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
Block, Very Long Legs, Sprint
   18 4 10 0 1 0 36/51 150k
(153)k
  
3
Al Murray
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
Foul Appearance
   14 0 1 0 3 1 14/16 120k
(95)k
  
4
Ronnie Corbett
Lineman
9 3 3 7
+MA, +MA, Block
   18 0 3 0 2 5 38/51 130k
(138)k
  
5
Eddie Izzard
Rat Ogre
6 5 2 8
Big Guy, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 130k
(130)k
  
7
Ernie Wise
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
 n 17 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 70k
(63)k
  
8
Dame Edna Everage
Lineman
7 3 3 6 n, -av 16 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(29)k
  
9
Stan Laurel
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
   17 2 0 0 1 2 14/16 70k
(75)k
  
10
Oliver Hardy
Lineman
7 3 3 7 n 17 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(46)k
  
12
Billy Connolly
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
Block
   5 2 2 0 0 0 8/16 100k
(90)k
  
10 players  
Coach: Glimpf Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 6  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 6  
Team Value: 1560k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (4/2/13) |TD Diff:-17 (24 - 41) |Cas Diff:-47 (9/4/5 - 36/20/9)
Last Opponent: top top hats
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Human10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-50k
Chaos Chosen31/1/11.7-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.3   0.7-383k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/11.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0210k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   0.0   0.020k
Halfling10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0140k
Lizardmen10/0/11.0-4.00.0   1.0   2.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-10k
Necromantic Horror10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0200k
Ogre21/0/12.0-1.50.0   0.0   0.5-0.5   2.0   0.015k
Orc30/1/20.7-1.70.3   0.0   0.0-2.3   1.3   0.70k
Shambling Undead11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   1.0-4.0   1.0   0.0190k
Skaven31/0/21.7-2.00.7   0.7   0.3-2.0   0.7   0.7-10k
Wood Elf10/0/12.0-5.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   3.0   2.0-1060k
Total194/2/131.3-2.20.5   0.2   0.3-1.9   1.1   0.5-79k