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Rednecks United
Retired [X2] Human

<B>You might be a member of Rednecks United if:</B>
- Your mullet hangs out the back of your helmet
- You sell advertising space on your uniform
- You think Blodge is a car manufacturer
- You keep dreaming of ways to convert your pickup truck into a Death Roller
- Your coach is wearing a tuxedo t-shirt
- The stadium announcer keeps interrupting the match with NASCAR updates
- When someone admires your six-pack, you say "Wanna see me crush the cans on my forehead?"
- All your tatoos are misspelled
- Your star players live in luxurious double-wide trailers
- Your apothecary's preferred anesthetic is Jack Daniels
- You're dating the head cheerleader and she's your cousin
- Your stadium accepts food stamps at the concession stand
- Your team color changes to bright orange for the first day of hunting season
- Your Ogre's salary is paid in beer and cigarettes
- Your players have more teeth than your fans do
- Your apothecary uses duct tape to wrap injuries
- The TV truck broadcasting your game has an antenna made from a coat hanger
- Your team fight song features a banjo solo
- You think the team's Ogre 'has a purty mouth'
- On non-game days your stadium is home to the world's largest flea market
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Jed
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   8 1 2 0 0 0 7/ 110k
(125)k
  
2
Jeremiah
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 90k
(95)k
  
3
Jeb
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   8 1 1 0 2 0 8/ 110k
(125)k
  
4
Jasper
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
+AG, Guard
   7 1 1 0 1 3 21/ 150k
(150)k
  
5
Earl
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, +AG
 n 8 2 2 0 1 2 20/ 130k
(127)k
  
6
Dearl
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
 n 7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(71)k
  
7
Cletus
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Block
   8 7 0 0 0 2 17/ 110k
(135)k
  
8
Billy Joe
Lineman
6 3 3 8   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
9
Bobby Joe
Lineman
6 3 4 8
+AG
   8 1 1 0 0 1 9/ 90k
(90)k
  
11
Floyd
Lineman
6 3 3 8   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
12
Roy
Lineman
6 3 3 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
13
Bubba
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block
   5 0 0 0 5 0 10/ 150k
(119)k
  
12 players  
Coach: DexWarmonger Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (2/1/5) |TD Diff:-6 (9 - 15) |Cas Diff:-9 (3/4/2 - 10/6/2)
Last Opponent: Sapdrinkers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Skaven20/0/20.0-2.50.0   0.0   0.5-1.5   0.5   0.5-80k
Amazon10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-60k
Elven Union11/0/03.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.0260k
Human10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-330k
Nurgle10/0/11.0-3.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-400k
Orc10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-120k
Wood Elf11/0/02.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.080k
Total82/1/51.1-1.90.4   0.5   0.3-1.3   0.8   0.3-91k