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Jazz Band
Retired [X] Norse

Jazz Fantasia

DRUM on your drums, batter on your banjoes, sob on the long cool winding saxophones. Go to it, O jazzmen.

Sling your knuckles on the bottoms of the happy tin pans, let your trombones ooze, and go hushahusha-hush with the slippery sand-paper.

Moan like an autumn wind high in the lonesome tree-tops, moan soft like you wanted somebody terrible, cry like a racing car slipping away from a motorcycle cop, bang-bang! you jazzmen, bang altogether drums, traps, banjoes, horns, tin cans—make two people fight on the top of a stairway and scratch each other’s eyes in a clinch tumbling down the stairs.

Can the rough stuff … now a Mississippi steamboat pushes up the night river with a hoo-hoo-hoo-oo … and the green lanterns calling to the high soft stars … a red moon rides on the humps of the low river hills … go to it, O jazzmen.

-Carl Sandburg
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
1st Trumpet
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard, Mighty Blow
   9 0 1 0 1 3 20/ 130k
(85)k
  
2
1st Alto
Blitzer
6 3 4 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
+AG
   8 1 2 0 0 1 12/ 130k
(70)k
  
3
1st Tener
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard
 m 7 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 110k
(0)k
  
4
1st Trombone
Blitzer
6 3 4 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
+AG
   6 0 2 0 2 0 10/ 130k
(70)k
  
5
2nd Trumpet
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
   9 3 0 0 1 0 5/ 70k
(30)k
  
6
2nd Trombone
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(30)k
  
7
2nd Alto
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
Guard, Dodge
   8 0 5 0 1 0 17/ 120k
(85)k
  
8
2nd Tener
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(30)k
  
9
3rd Trumpet
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player
   9 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(80)k
  
10
3rd Trombone
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(30)k
  
11
4th Trumpet
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Pass Block
   9 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 70k
(50)k
  
12
4th Trombone
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(30)k
  
13
Drums
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   8 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 50k
(30)k
  
14
Piano
Lineman
6 3 2 7
Block
Kick
 -ag 8 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 70k
(30)k
  
15
Bass
Lineman
6 3 5 7
Block
+AG, +AG
   9 8 1 1 4 0 21/ 130k
(128)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: clockbob Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1620k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (5/2/2) |TD Diff:4 (12 - 8) |Cas Diff:-5 (10/4/3 - 13/7/2)
Last Opponent: Phobia Utd
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen21/0/10.5-1.51.5   1.0   0.0-2.5   0.5   0.040k
Amazon10/1/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   1.0510k
Chaos Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0120k
Nurgle11/0/04.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.040k
Orc10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.00k
Skaven22/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.5-1.5   0.5   0.070k
Wood Elf10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   2.0   0.060k
Total95/2/21.3-0.91.1   0.4   0.3-1.4   0.8   0.2106k