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Sixteen Tons
P [B] Dwarf

By Tennessee Ernie Ford

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIfu2A0ezq0&feature=related

Some people say a man is made outta mud
A poor man's made outta muscle and blood
Muscle and blood and skin and bones
A mind that's a-weak and a back that's strong

You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine
I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal
And the straw boss said "Well, a-bless my soul"

You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

I was born one mornin', it was drizzlin' rain
Fightin' and trouble are my middle name
I was raised in the canebrake by an ol' mama lion
Cain't no-a high-toned woman make me walk the line

You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

If you see me comin', better step aside
A lotta men didn't, a lotta men died
One fist of iron, the other of steel
If the right one don't a-get you
Then the left one will

You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Fightin'
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
 n, m 7 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 110k
(0)k
  
2
Trouble
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   5 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
3
One Fist of Iron
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
   7 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
4
The Other of Steel
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Dodge
   7 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 110k
(80+30)k
  
5
Ol' Mama Lion
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Pass
   7 3 4 0 0 1 20/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
6
No-a High-toned Woman
Runner
7 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
+MA
   7 2 2 0 0 1 13/16 110k
(80+30)k
  
7
Mud
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm
   7 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
8
Muscle
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   7 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
9
Blood
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
Skin
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
11
Bones
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
12
A Mind That's A-weak
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
14
Number Nine Coal
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
15
The Straw Boss
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Malgour Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1420k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1530k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (4/0/3) |TD Diff:1 (8 - 7) |Cas Diff:1 (5/7/1 - 7/2/3)
Last Opponent: Visada spardom
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Necromantic Horror22/0/01.5-0.50.5   1.5   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.020k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/10.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-120k
Dark Elf21/0/12.0-2.01.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.5-100k
Lizardmen10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-130k
Tomb Kings11/0/01.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   1.0-210k
Total74/0/31.1-1.00.7   1.0   0.1-1.0   0.3   0.4-89k