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Retired [X] Chaos Dwarf

How foolish I was to doubt that any computer site/game could be better than FUMBBL. You'll understand.

Addendum: after having named them after Cyanide's many bugs, I now quite like the team. As they die, they are getting proper names!

IRONY: The only player to have been in all matches so far is called "Network Sync Error". Addendum: he missed a game, but is still there!

As if by tribute to how poor Cyanide's game is...they have now reached 50 games! It's like a personal "up yours" from FUMBBL to Cyanide. Awesome.

Addendum 2: They are now my finest team ever...just need them to skill up some n00bies, and I will be very proud. Not bad for my last ranked team before the FFB switch!

Addendum 3: Running out of time...rebuild is in progress and I have a chance for my first ever star...!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
G_Force
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard
   20 0 0 0 4 3 23/ 110k
(75)k
  
2
Bearded Wonder
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard
   51 0 0 0 10 2 30/ 110k
(75)k
  
3
Always stab, no choice
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro, Piling On
   64 0 1 0 20 5 68/ 150k
(133)k
  
4
Crises
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   18 0 0 0 6 2 22/ 110k
(75)k
  
5
Network Sync Error
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro, Kick
   69 1 0 1 25 3 68/ 150k
(130)k
  
6
Ogrified
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(20)k
  
7
JockMcRowdy's Shame
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
  
8
Freebooter
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
  
9
Detritus
Bull Centaur
7 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
+MA, Break Tackle, Block, Sure Hands, Tackle, Dodge
   57 0 34 0 6 4 Legend
134
 270k
(248)k
  
10
Calcium
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
  
11
Moar!
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
  
14
KenThis
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: dpwright Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 18  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1590k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:70 (27/15/28) |TD Diff:-2 (83 - 85) |Cas Diff:42 (97/73/44 - 83/59/30)
Last Opponent: Super Ninja Chaos Engine
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen153/4/80.9-1.41.2   1.1   0.4-1.8   1.3   0.6-25k
Chaos Dwarf32/0/11.3-0.71.7   2.0   2.0-2.0   0.7   0.3-203k
Dark Elf42/0/21.5-1.31.3   1.3   1.0-0.3   0.8   0.3-173k
Dwarf65/0/12.2-0.81.5   1.0   0.2-0.8   0.5   0.3103k
Elven Union10/0/11.0-5.03.0   2.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0260k
High Elf20/1/11.0-2.01.5   1.0   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.065k
Human20/1/10.5-1.50.5   2.0   0.5-0.0   0.5   0.5-165k
Lizardmen31/1/11.3-1.32.3   1.0   0.0-0.7   0.3   0.03k
Necromantic Horror53/1/11.8-1.01.8   0.8   1.4-0.8   0.4   0.8248k
Norse11/0/02.0-0.00.0   2.0   3.0-2.0   0.0   0.070k
Nurgle32/0/11.3-0.70.3   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.3   0.7-10k
Ogre42/2/01.3-0.51.5   0.8   0.5-0.8   2.0   0.3-125k
Orc61/0/50.5-1.31.0   0.7   0.3-1.8   1.0   0.555k
Shambling Undead41/2/10.5-0.81.3   0.8   1.0-1.5   1.0   0.543k
Skaven41/0/31.0-2.52.0   1.5   0.8-1.3   0.5   0.3-30k
Tomb Kings22/0/01.5-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.045k
Vampire20/1/10.5-1.52.0   1.0   0.5-2.0   1.5   0.5-215k
Wood Elf31/2/02.0-1.01.7   1.7   0.7-0.7   0.7   0.7-17k
Total7027/15/281.2-1.21.4   1.0   0.6-1.2   0.8   0.4-3k