16 coaches online • Server time: 02:55
* * * Did you know? The best interceptor is Leena with 22 interceptions.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post Welcome Newcomers - ...goto Post FUMBBL HAIKU'Sgoto Post Mega-Stars never wen...
Friggin' in the Riggin'
Retired [X] Skaven

The human crew of the good ship Venus has long ago won fame and fortune with this song. Now the ship´s rats want some of their own.
They are not as creative as humans and therefore have started a Bloodbowl team to gain inspiration for their version of the song.

The rules: 1 verse per game, and the opposing coach gets first rights to write it. We'll start with the original first phrases and work from there.
(well, not quite original, but we have the family friendly thing to keep in mind. For the original, do check out the clip with the Muppets on Youtube)

<i>It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, you should've seen us
The figurehead
was a </i>girl<i> in bed
and the mast was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit From one place to another

[Chorus:]
Friggin' in the riggin', Friggin' in the riggin', Friggin' in the riggin'
There was </i>nothing <i> else to do
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
m 0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(0)k
 
2
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
 
4
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
  1 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 80k
(90)k
 
7
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(90)k
 
8
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(90)k
 
9
Lineman
7 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
 
10
Lineman
7 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
 
11
Lineman
7 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
 
12
Lineman
7 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(55)k
 
13
Lineman
7 3 3 7 m 0 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(0)k
 
8 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Cloggy Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 830k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-1 (0 - 1) |Cas Diff:-5 (0/0/0 - 2/3/0)
Last Opponent: Dwarf Fortress
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dwarf10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   3.0   0.0-540k
Total10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   3.0   0.0-540k