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<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/314115.jpg"; /></a> Uss orxs finks weve da bestest orxs in all da lands. Weve gonna shows yoo whoos da bestest by smashin an poundin youve orxs into da dirts oontil youve is deadses orxs. O.R.C. Born to die. Live to kill. When the mists of dawn lifted, Ebola Deathsauce had been pushed around by his peers once too often. Ebola vowed revenge on his fellow toads. Revenge for being kicked in the teeth. Revenge for never being allowed to touch the ball when playing Blood Bowl at finishing school. Revenge for being taunted that he would never live up to his uncle's name, Varag Ghoul-Chewer (or even his half-cousin Nobbla Blackwart). Ebola had had enough of his green-skinned race. After leaving home and taking refuge at the local YOCA, Ebola discovered more who felt as he did. "Why is our race so intolerant of us? Why should we be beaten down just like the filthy elfs or humans that try to play Blood Bowl?" wondered Ebola. "I'll show them who is the baddest mother*@#$er around. Gather up boys. Its dying time" Thus, the O.R.C. was born. Members of the Odious Retirement Commission have long detested any race deemed to be "stronger than average." The main focus of the O.R.C.s laser-like hatred is a race of large, tough, green-skinned brawlers who tend to pick on weaker races in a game called Blood Bowl. "There are many people who find the imposed dominance of the greenos to be troubling. The O.R.C. is just the first group to band together to say 'we have had enough'," says spokesman Buster Hymen. "By any means necessary, the O.R.C. aims to level the playing field of competitive Blood Bowl by targeting, and eliminating those who bring their boring and played out version of bullying to the pitch. Is it odd that the O.R.C. is made up of members of the same race they are vowed to destroy? Not if you know the depths of the depravity within each and every 'Uruk-hai'. For the good of the planet, the O.R.C. will stop at nothing to achieve their goals. Not even death shall interfere. Once the other orcs have been eliminated, peace shall reign again. Except of course, for the dwarfs..." Winner of the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=7200&p=tournaments&show=27979">first completed BB7s Smack</a>, which brought cheers from the crowd: "[captain|smackage] gratz to your broken tweeked orcs" <img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/315352.jpg\"> <img src="http://img35.yfrog.com/img35/9109/ohu.gif"> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team_op&op=Fire%20Assistant%20Coach&team_id=614856&confirm=1">Fire Coach</a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team_op&op=Fire%20Cheerleader&team_id=614856&confirm=1">Fire Cheerleader</a> |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy |
16 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 30/31 | 130k
(115)k |
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| 2 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 23/31 | 120k
(123)k |
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| 3 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle |
15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 31/51 | 140k
(150)k |
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| 4 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard |
8 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 31/51 | 140k
(150)k |
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| 5 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Dirty Player |
2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/16 | 70k
(100)k |
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| 6 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Dirty Player, Block |
16 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 17/31 | 90k
(123)k |
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| 7 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 4 | 9 | +AG |
5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/16 | 90k
(90)k |
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| Games Played: | 16 (7/5/4) | | | TD Diff: | 3 (19 - 16) | | | Cas Diff: | 20 (20/6/7 - 6/6/1) |
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| Last Opponent: Snails of the Realm | |||||||
| Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
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| Tomb Kings | 2 | 0/2/0 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 0.5 0.0 0.5 | - | 1.5 1.0 0.5 | -25k |
| Gnome | 1 | 1/0/0 | 1.0 | - | 0.0 | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 1.0 0.0 | -350k |
| Halfling | 1 | 1/0/0 | 3.0 | - | 0.0 | 2.0 1.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | 70k |
| Necromantic Horror | 2 | 2/0/0 | 1.5 | - | 0.5 | 2.0 0.0 0.5 | - | 0.5 0.5 0.0 | 100k |
| Norse | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 1.0 | 2.0 1.0 1.0 | - | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | -70k |
| Orc | 5 | 1/1/3 | 0.4 | - | 1.6 | 1.4 0.4 0.4 | - | 0.2 0.4 0.0 | -20k |
| Skaven | 1 | 0/1/0 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 0.0 1.0 1.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | -130k |
| Vampire | 2 | 1/1/0 | 2.0 | - | 0.5 | 0.5 0.5 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | -5k |
| Wood Elf | 1 | 1/0/0 | 3.0 | - | 2.0 | 3.0 0.0 1.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | 70k |
| Total | 16 | 7/5/4 | 1.2 | - | 1.0 | 1.3 0.4 0.4 | - | 0.4 0.4 0.1 | -23k |