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Teh Downs
Roster [X] Dark Elf

A tribute to a very *special* night in main and the two very *special* individuals who made it so.

Future players are based on community developments. For example, during a recent GLT qualifier, a severe case of Teh Downs was diagnosed in the presence of nearly 100 spectators...

Player names arising from the GLT incedent:

Buzzing One-Turner FTW
He needs Sure Hands!
Wait...He's got NO F*ing Hands!

The Cataloging of Downs episodes for future use is greatly appreciated as are player name suggestions.

Disclaimer: DPs are used solely to prevent the spread of Downs.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
U
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
+MA, Tackle
   15 4 3 0 2 1 22/31 150k
(153)k
  
2
Scare
Blitzer
6 3 4 8
Block
Tackle, Dodge
 -ma 15 4 0 0 4 2 22/31 140k
(140)k
  
3
Petey Pablo
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Guard, Dodge, Side Step
   16 4 4 0 3 4 42/51 170k
(175)k
  
5
Ramtut foul (unassisted)
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
   3 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 90k
(90)k
  
6
I blame teh Vulcans
Lineman
6 4 4 8
+ST, Block, Dodge
   15 5 6 0 2 1 32/51 160k
(185)k
  
7
President of Gruzja
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard
   16 1 1 0 1 1 11/16 100k
(100)k
  
8
You mean Georgia?
Lineman
6 4 4 8
+ST, Block
   16 3 5 0 3 1 29/31 140k
(163)k
  
9
Yes! Gruzja!
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard
   15 8 0 0 0 0 8/16 100k
(100)k
  
10
He flew through the ash..
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Block
   14 5 2 0 0 1 16/31 110k
(125)k
  
11
"Scoreboard!" II
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 70k
(70)k
  
13
Buzzing One-Turner FTW
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dirty Player
   8 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 90k
(120)k
  
14
Wait...He's got NO F*ing Hands!!
Lineman
6 4 4 8
+ST
   3 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 120k
(150)k
  
12 players  
Coach: essdubcoast Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1820k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (11/3/2) |TD Diff:13 (28 - 15) |Cas Diff:19 (18/14/8 - 11/7/3)
Last Opponent: Flying Richards
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon21/0/11.5-1.51.5   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.065k
Wood Elf11/0/02.0-0.02.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-80k
Dark Elf22/0/02.5-1.01.5   0.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-100k
High Elf32/1/02.7-1.00.3   0.7   0.7-0.0   0.3   0.0-293k
Norse21/1/01.0-0.51.0   1.5   1.0-0.0   0.5   0.0-140k
Nurgle11/0/02.0-0.01.0   2.0   2.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-300k
Shambling Undead11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.050k
Skaven32/0/11.0-1.31.0   1.7   0.3-1.0   0.3   0.387k
Tomb Kings10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   2.0170k
Total1611/3/21.8-0.91.1   0.9   0.5-0.7   0.4   0.2-71k