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Hickorydale Herb Growers
P [B] Halfling

The team was founded in 2510. It is said that Hickorydale is the town where hickory sauce and the famous hickory pie originated.

The team celebrated so heartily after their first game they forgot who won MVP so in the end it was left unawarded. In fact many players were lost for over a year trailing the game's after-party.

Current management:

KoKoMil Vaz - A fearless and disciplined player in his day, became famous for killing the dark elf of a prominent bloodline. As a coach he now exerts the same iron discipline onto his squad.

Rumours have spread regarding a secret herb that is utilised by the team as a dietary supplement. It has been speculated this herb can temporarily provide increased strength to the user, while prolonged use can cause neural damage with a range of negative side effects including temporary insanity and amplified blood lust.

In their first 6 games the Herb Growers have earned themselves a rather deadly Cas stat of (6/3/3 - 20/1/1)
After 9 games it still sits at a respectable level of (10/4/4 - 24/3/1)
The 14 game mark as the killz continue! (15/5/6 - 38/7/5)
17 game mark: (21/6/8 - 44/10/7)

Team was sponsored by MDK until the great collapse following the death of its execution's director.

2512-05 NEWS UPDATE:

A law suit recently filed against the squad's captain Echil Tuth has seen a temporary injunction granted to prevent the Grower's from playing in any future matches. All details surrounding the case are still being kept confidential.

Entrance music: a trillian barnacle collapse - a trillian barnacle lapse
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Echil "God's Bark" Tuth
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
+MA, Break Tackle
   18 0 0 0 6 2 22/31 170k
(120+50)k
  
2
Arcy Soultrunk
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Block, Grab
   19 0 0 0 12 1 29/31 170k
(120+50)k
  
3
Jino Pescaroni
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   13 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(30+30)k
  
4
Mibbet Longpuff
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   19 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
5
Carrie Coldbone
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Drite Pilgrim
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Sango Surefoot
Halfling Hopeful
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma 18 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Slick Willy Bronstein
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Jaybloe Blak
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Droop Fickelgruber
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Jojo Mushtique
Halfling Hopeful
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA, Sure Feet
   19 0 2 0 0 2 16/31 80k
(30+50)k
  
12
Snake "Insidious" Randall
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   17 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 60k
(30+30)k
  
13
Hatty O'Walnut
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   19 0 1 0 2 3 22/31 70k
(30+40)k
  
14
Briskit Bumpkiss
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   19 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
15
Wikka Vaz
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
Prippy La'Pwue
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
16 players  
Coach: hale Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1240k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1240k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (3/7/9) |TD Diff:-15 (12 - 27) |Cas Diff:-31 (22/8/8 - 51/11/7)
Last Opponent: Kurz
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dwarf20/2/01.0-1.00.0   0.5   0.0-3.5   0.5   0.0-40k
Amazon10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-8.0   0.0   0.0-70k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.01.0   1.0   2.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-10k
Dark Elf10/1/02.0-2.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   2.0   3.0110k
Human10/0/10.0-1.02.0   0.0   1.0-5.0   2.0   0.0-20k
Lizardmen11/0/01.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.010k
Necromantic Horror21/0/11.0-2.00.5   0.5   0.0-2.5   0.5   0.050k
Nurgle21/0/10.5-0.51.0   0.5   0.5-2.0   0.0   0.535k
Orc20/0/20.0-2.51.0   0.0   0.0-3.5   0.0   0.0-30k
Shambling Undead20/0/20.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.5-2.0   1.5   1.015k
Skaven10/1/01.0-1.04.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0120k
Underworld Denizens10/0/10.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   0.0-60k
Vampire10/1/00.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.060k
Wood Elf10/1/02.0-2.02.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-80k
Total193/7/90.6-1.41.2   0.4   0.4-2.7   0.6   0.46k