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Hitchhiker's guide
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<b>THE HITCHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY</b>

<b>Never forget where your towel is! </b>

Somebody who can stay in control of virtually any situation is somebody who is said to know where his or her towel is.

"A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with."


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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
2
Marvin the Paranoid Android
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
3
Zem
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   5 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
4
Deep Thought
Black Orc Blocker
5 4 2 9
+MA
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 110k
(80+30)k
  
5
Hactar
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
6
Ford Prefect
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Grab
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
7
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
+AG, Sure Hands
   5 1 2 0 2 1 16/31 140k
(80+60)k
  
8
Trillian (Tricia Marie McMillan)
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle
   5 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
9
Arthur Dent
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Stand Firm
   5 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
10
Slartibartfast
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
   5 5 1 0 0 0 8/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
11
The Lord
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Agrajag
Lineman
5 3 3 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Hotblack Desiato
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Fribbler Re-Rolls (120k): 1  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1350k (±200) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1350k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (1/2/2) |TD Diff:-1 (6 - 7) |Cas Diff:8 (6/6/0 - 4/0/0)
Last Opponent: Twilight of the thunder god
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen11/0/03.0-0.02.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.050k
High Elf10/1/01.0-1.04.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.030k
Norse10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-150k
Orc10/0/10.0-2.00.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.050k
Wood Elf10/1/02.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Total51/2/21.2-1.41.2   1.2   0.0-0.8   0.0   0.0-4k