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Royal Cookie Crumble
Skills Pending [R] Wood Elf


Winners of Warpstone open IX. 'Bloat' is a lie!
So yeah, also winners of Warpstone open IX qualifier I.

Wood elves of the year 2514!


This team originally started out as a royal rookie rumble team.

Until game 55, the team had only the ST3 positionals (2 dancer, 1 thrower, linos).
Then I decided to splurge, going from 13 to 15 players, hiring a tree and a catcher (thus reaching a TV of 2590 for game 56). Since the gamefinder is pretty dead at TV 2600, I didn't play the team until entering them in the WO IX. After making it through round 1 without a single injury, I spent all my cash, increasing the TV to 2840 (skillup, catcher, rerolls, staff) before round 2. Since round 2 involved multi-pomb cdorfs I expected that to be their peak, but surprisingly they had gained another FF and 3 skills, resulting in a TV of 2910 by round 4, with only a -MA lino to show for it. The death of superstar dancer 'cookie cutter' in the qualifier finals ensures that 2910 was indeed the (a?) peak for the team, though 2 +AG rolls after the main event semifinals does bump them pretty high again. Unfortunately I was 10k short of being able to replace the dead wardancer at that point.

FUMBBL Cup XIII:
Won the first 3 games, even got enough winnings to get a new dancer; things were looking good! Then in the round of the final 32, I suffered 3 RIPs in a game and lost.

Knowing I was down to 12 players including 4 cripples and sooo deep in spiralling expenses land, I decided it was time to cut back, fire everyone who was injured, and lose the ACs, CLs, and some rerolls. Turn the crumble back into a real team, and try to earn some money. They went from TV 2630 to TV 1910 in that one match.

First game after, their 1-game old dancer died, dropping some more TV.



longest win streak: 14
longest undefeated streak: 25
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Cookie Monster
Wardancer
8 3 5 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Strip Ball, Tackle, Side Step, Jump Up, +AG
   50 10 27 0 9 3 124/176 240k
(120+120)k
  
2
Cookie Cutter IV
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
   1 0 1 0 0 1 8/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
3
Waffle III
Thrower
8 3 4 7
Pass
Sure Hands, Leader, Dodge, Block, +MA
   35 54 6 0 0 4 92/176 200k
(90+110)k
  
4
Fredrick Silentstream
Lineman
6 3 5 7
Mighty Blow, Block, Tackle, +AG, Dodge
 -ma 37 6 11 0 20 5 104/176 200k
(70+130)k
  
7
Almond chip
Lineman
7 4 5 7
Guard, Block, +ST, Dodge, +AG
   71 11 18 0 9 6 113/176 230k
(70+160)k
  
8
Ulric Goldfire
Lineman
7 4 4 7
Guard, +ST, Block
   33 3 11 1 2 1 47/51 170k
(70+100)k
  
10
Vanilla Sandwich IV
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Wrestle
   21 1 1 0 0 3 19/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
14
Baker
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Loner, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Grab, Warpstone Mutation (Foul Appearance), Guard
   20 0 0 0 9 1 23/51 190k
(120+70)k
  
16
Icing
Catcher
8 2 5 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
Side Step, +AG, Block
   18 2 9 0 0 4 49/51 170k
(90+80)k
  
17
Julius Clearlightning
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 4 7
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Richard Palesnake
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 4 7
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
9 players  
Coach: the_Sage Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 2070k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2070k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:75 (46/8/21) |TD Diff:71 (174 - 103) |Cas Diff:0 (110/46/22 - 101/57/20)
Last Opponent: Elf-Fu
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-30k
Chaos Chosen98/0/12.6-0.71.1   0.3   0.2-1.3   0.6   0.183k
Chaos Dwarf32/0/12.0-1.00.0   0.7   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.0750k
Chaos Renegade44/0/02.8-0.52.0   0.5   0.3-1.5   0.0   1.085k
Dark Elf74/2/12.3-1.41.9   0.9   0.1-0.7   0.1   0.0139k
Dwarf11/0/03.0-1.05.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-130k
Elven Union31/0/21.7-2.00.0   0.3   1.0-1.0   0.7   0.0170k
Goblin11/0/04.0-1.04.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.070k
Halfling11/0/03.0-1.04.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.0-190k
High Elf22/0/03.0-0.50.5   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.065k
Human31/0/21.7-2.00.0   0.3   0.0-1.7   1.0   0.057k
Lizardmen31/1/11.0-0.71.3   0.3   0.3-1.0   1.0   0.710k
Necromantic Horror21/0/12.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   1.5425k
Nurgle11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   0.0530k
Orc11/0/03.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0300k
Shambling Undead11/0/03.0-0.02.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   3.0   1.0840k
Skaven138/3/22.2-1.62.1   1.2   0.8-1.4   0.8   0.2239k
Slann43/1/03.3-1.30.8   0.3   0.0-0.3   0.5   0.065k
Underworld Denizens10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   1.0-4.0   1.0   1.0-100k
Vampire40/1/31.5-2.51.0   1.3   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.5-73k
Wood Elf105/0/52.8-2.02.1   0.4   0.1-0.3   1.1   0.2330k
Total7546/8/212.3-1.41.5   0.6   0.3-1.3   0.8   0.3182k