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Soft White Underbelly
Retired [R] Shambling Undead

Cry the cable, cry the word: unknown terror is here! From the glare of stars, beyond time, space and control, the kings of the shadow on the highway of night spoke to us in many voices, but made them all sound like one. No mortal was meant to see such wonder, and we OD'ed on life itself.

In the presence of another world, one deal is what we made: play ball all night and ball all day, and rise to claim Saturn, ring and sky, like some heavy metal fruit! There's no reward for failure but death, so it doesn't matter if we turn to dust.

We just want to be lovers, not red-eyed screaming ghouls, but the poison's in our hearts and in our minds. With laughs of pain and hardened smiles, a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound, our thrills they come as cheap as Cas and Cas as cheap as thrills.We're death, come sweeping through the hallway, living for giving the Devil his due. And you know we will not apologize! You're ours for the taking.

But wait... there's more! We'll stop sockin' when you stop rockin'; you don't give up, you just give in! You can be like we are. Wrapped in Hell, you'll lose your breath! Your ears will melt, and then your eyes. Raise your can of beer on high and seal your fate forever!
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
King in Yellow
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Guard, Stand Firm, Grab
   21 0 0 0 13 1 31/ 180k
(120+60)k
  
3
Silverfish Imperatrix
Wight Blitzer
6 4 3 8
Block, Regeneration
+ST
   14 1 1 0 2 0 8/ 140k
(90+50)k
  
6
Joan Crawford
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Wrestle, Tackle
 n 20 2 3 0 2 1 20/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
7
Quicklime Ghoul
Ghoul Runner
8 3 4 7
Dodge
Block, Mighty Blow, +AG, +MA
 n, m 20 6 8 0 8 4 66/ 190k
(0)k
  
8
The Limping Cat
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Charles, the Grinning Boy
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   21 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Buzzardo, Imaginos in Disguise
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Hornswoop Me Bungo Pony
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block, Guard
   21 0 0 0 5 3 25/ 90k
(40+50)k
  
13
Sir Rastus Bear
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   20 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Tenderloin
Ghoul Runner
7 4 3 7
Dodge
+ST, Block, Sure Hands
   15 1 10 1 1 0 35/ 160k
(70+90)k
  
15
Baby Ice Dog
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
17
Duane Fasthawk
Journeyman Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: JackassRampant Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Shambling Undead Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1330k (±490) Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1520k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:21 (10/5/6) |TD Diff:9 (32 - 23) |Cas Diff:1 (37/14/5 - 26/20/9)
Last Opponent: C-BOMB's Away
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dark Elf42/0/21.8-1.52.3   0.5   0.5-0.8   0.8   0.023k
Chaos Chosen32/1/02.0-0.31.0   0.3   0.0-1.7   1.0   0.7-10k
Chaos Dwarf21/0/11.0-1.00.5   1.0   0.0-1.5   2.5   1.515k
Human22/0/02.5-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.030k
Necromantic Horror20/1/10.5-1.51.5   2.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.065k
Norse11/0/03.0-0.04.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   3.0   1.0-30k
Nurgle10/1/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0170k
Orc10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.0-80k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-1.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   1.0-160k
Skaven21/1/02.0-1.52.0   0.5   1.0-0.5   0.5   1.0-25k
Tomb Kings10/0/10.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-6.0   0.0   0.0-30k
Wood Elf11/0/02.0-1.03.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.020k
Total2110/5/61.5-1.11.8   0.7   0.2-1.2   1.0   0.46k